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Why the fuck are you 30+ on tumblr
this is my house?

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meanwhile....
get out of his house get out of his house get out of his house get out of his house get out of his house get out o—
my genuine reaction:
Welcome back (to half of the) Bisexual Maelstrom
I keep him safe so he can get better and stronger and achive great things. When I found him he was nothing. Just a scared little boy in the corner of an alley. The Mighty Nein 1.05: Little Spark

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Mighty Nein - Part 1 > Done for Critical Role and most recently featured in their 10th anniversary trading card collector's box.
critical role artists are absolutely unreal. this is incredible
campaign beau: we're all unemployed dirtbags, whatever
cartoon beau: *you guys* are unemployed dirtbags, *I* have a very important mission that's getting ruined by you randos
making a collection
Wait I have more
Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post

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The power scaling of C4 so far is a thing of beauty
Hal/Liam:
ISA????!!
It’s so infuriating that teen smoking rates were at an all time low in the US and we were on track to basically eradicate smoking and nicotine addiction in teens like it was flat out uncool to smoke and then They came out with nicotine injector flash drives that light up and taste like cotton candy. And have lead in them.
can you fucking imagine
i actually never ever want AO3 to be censored bc nothing is more fun than reading the tags on a fic and going “huh. didn’t know there was a market for that.”
squinting at a tag and trying to decide how badly I want to learn a new word

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This is the funniest tweet I’ve ever seen.
Dude, you can’t just post this without showing what that guy casually described as “a plate of fish and chips”
6 chip twat
this is like the scottish version of that pretentious brooklyn bbq place that gave you 3 ribs and a pickle
I’m very much enjoying every possibility which could have led to this picture:
went somewhere and paid an extortionate fee for fish n chips fusion and decided to share it with Twitter
made some fish n chips at home then decided to put it on a nice plate before sharing with Twitter
got a normal amount of fish n chips from a normal place but then at home decided to put it on a nice plate and left out a bunch of the chips because he thought it looked nice for Twitter
is on a trendy diet and so he only eats that many chips and decided to share it with Twitter
And, my personal favorite, plus what I think really happened: he got a normal amount of fish n chips from a normal place to post a photo about what a regular normal guy he is, after which there was an ENORMOUSLY lengthy argument about how to stage the photo and how many chips to put in and the end result you see posted to Twitter is a picture of some very cold, gross fish n chips which have been workshopped to death.
oh, it’s worse than that. see that little design at the 1 o'clock position on the plate?
that’s official government dishware. this was a plate served to him at some official function, so british TAXPAYERS paid an extortionate fee for this scottish tory 6 chip twat’s fish n chips fusion, and he decided to post it on twitter to show off.
what a complete fucking knob
There is just so much in this post, everytime I scrolled down it just went places. I was expecting a huge plate of chips and two deep fryed battered cods and just lost with the “more chips than brain cells” then.. then I saw the plate.
Me before seeing the picture: People should learn to ignore Internet trolls instead of highlighting their immaturity.
Me after seeing the picture: wow fuck that guy.
Nothing prepared me for the photo
Alex Hirsch you will always be a legend to me