We're Halfway There

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

my problem is if i enjoy something enough i will be nitpicking. i Will have things to say about where and how it failed. out of nothing but love straight from my heart. unfortunately this often makes me indistinguishable from a hater who has never experienced joy or kindness. such is the amateur critic's burden.

all of my favourite things are like beautiful racehorses that trip over their own feet a hundred times. but they get back up again. and goddamn, you should see them run.

This is the COOLEST thing I’ve seen in AGES. You both completely made my entire week.

i must not kill myself . killing myself is the myself killer

crossfaded on what no longer is and what remains to be seen

imagine hating me and i’m just genuinely failing in life professionally, socially and spiritually

may every cyclist rip his shorts so that one ball hangs out. may every pedestrian be belamed by painful gout. may every car be totaled running over every horse. may every biker marriage end in bitterest divorce. may every bus flip over and may every train derail. may the app-based electronic scooter finally prevail

Two things can be true at once unless I don't think so then they aren't anymore sorry

Even if you're not an expert, it doesn't need to be an essay. I left a comment last night that was basically "This is stupid, baseless culture war bullshit and you know it. Grow up" in maybe twice as many words, with the last sentence literally being "Grow up."