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take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

nope. funkytown again

come on

urban cyber grunge is when you are a piece of shit who goes out side at night during winter and takes a pic of a street lamp and whispers “fuck yes.. im posting this to my fuckedup side blog with no followerz” then you browse the internet and laugh about bitcoins. you love being a pice of shit. you love urban cyber grunge 

i think it's so funny wehave like letters and whatever from Tolkien talking about how he fucked up with the orcs. it's ao funny

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

if you set off a rube goldberg type death trap to kill someone, if it's a long enough machine, it ceases to become your fault if somebody dies at the end. that's how I've gotten away with it all these years, and why I'm still going to heaven.

[steals your baby immediately after his birth][raises him][trains him in the ways of an ancient martial art invented by cormorant fishers in 700 ad for 13 years][enters him in a tournament][he loses in 4 rounds] ok whatever. you can have him back

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

I wish octopus could learn how to read. They could be pen pals with middle schoolers.

i feel a profound sadness within me...... sex horror sex bat sex horror sex vampire sex bat horror vampire sex

Man who hates the very concept of life and all living beings: I should design portal websites for colleges and job applications

guys you gotta stop thinking of women in their 30s as elderly it’s just misogyny

you also gotta stop thinking about actual elderly women as lesser human beings. Youth is not a measure of one’s worth.