Don’t Ask About The Other One

Songs you always skip but never take out of the playlist are important parts of the ecosystem they need to be there

Are you a badass enough of a motherfucker to give me a hug

"next time, log in faster with fingerprint/face/iris recognition!" how about i keep typing my password like i have for the past 25 years and you fuck off

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

hi my name is dark yagami and my goal is to give birth to billions of people

sci fi is all about getting so scared and ripping tubes out of yourself. people miss this

sci fi is all about desperately trying to reclaim your violated bodily autonomy. it’s all about asserting that you are a being with agency, and you can choose what happens to your own person, even if that’s ripping tubes out of yourself. and also sometimes an alien is there

the best death note joke format will forever be L asking light a simple question in which logical answer A might increase the likelihood of light being kira and logical answer B similarly might increase the likelihood of light being kira and after a short internal struggle light comes up with answer Y, which no human being has ever thought of as being a normal response in all of living history

the "what are your pronouns" comic is my fave example.

your knight's unending loyalty for you is kinda parasocial and lowkey problematic...