To Kayla & Beyond

receiving a package in the mail would fix me i know it

if i were a caveman id be the caveman that invented the word ‘the’ but also all the other cavemen would be like ‘ugh there dunga bunga go again 🙄🙄🙄🙄 we so sick of him say THE cave THE mammoth THE spear. he THE jerk.’

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this only works in places with lots of rain, a temperate summer, and a nice cold winter. like England. or Michigan.

these are all so beautiful and all I can think is ‘that stone arc isn’t a stargate and I’m sad about it’

Ugh the foreskin truck is back

…a girl can hope?

What are the four powers though I must know

Earth, wind, water, and Hope

‘gaslight gatekeep girlboss’ this and ‘mansplain manipulate malewife’ that.

what about reduce reuse recycle

so true bestie. but anyway. let me lay my head on your chest and fall asleep to the sound of your breath

why did i think of st. john the apostle saying this to jesus

because you have serious problems

*pushes the button and holds it down for an excessively long time before releasing it. and then waits*

Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about

i know fandom history that even I don’t care about

feel im always performing… but to whom??? an imaginary audience??? get it to together this isnt fleabag 

if ur rich send me money i’m not even kidding wtf are u going to do with it? buy another kitchen island fuck you