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Ever since I was a little girl I’ve loved information

I hope everyone loses the world cup and then the universe explodes

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare

If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables

no way your narrow ass cloaca laid this egg

venus planet of love was destroyed by global warming and me i feel also not so good

Can you say something about fat people that doesn’t involve the phrase “tummy squish” or any variants thereof. Quickly

I know a couple fat guys and they're good electricians

wait babe before we move on i need to break every barrel in this room to check for hidden items