Oh dear.

#straight up filling them like éclairs damn

This fuckass video made me realise thar birda dont chew. They dont have to chew. They are birds. Fuck.

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Like they’d tell him the real venue

fun fact about me: When I was 6 years old I sent so much hate mail to the president (the second Bush) that the mail carrier had to tell my mom I needed to stop before we got FBI’d

I was COMPLETELY unaware of the US political scene or why the adults in my life hated Bush, but I knew I hated him because he let people shoot wolves from helicopters and that’s mean and shitty

I also had a poor grasp on how stamps worked, so given that I wasn’t allowed to continually throw money away by putting stamps on my presidential hate mail, a lot of the times I just drew squares with little pictures inside on the corner.

This is absolutely true. Adelina Patti and her sister Carlotta were some of Leroux’s inspirations for La Carlotta, and Adelina is Patti Lupone’s maternal great-grand-aunt (Lupone’s mother’s maiden name was Patti). It does indeed all come back. At least, unlike her fictional counterpart, Patti Lupone’s career wasn’t ruined by the ugly composer dude’s machinations, and she even got the million dollar Andrew Lloyd Webber memorial swimming pool out of the settlement.

This is some Inception-level shit right here.

The two southern expressions "come Hell or high water" and "God willing and the creek don't rise" describe the exact same event. The only difference is one of them demonstrates a positive, can-do attitude, while the other shows a cringing servility to both floods and divine wrath

Forever reblog

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

do you guys think a shark has ever eaten an ant

yeah one ant couldve crawled on the ceiling at an aquarium and tripped and falled and landed in the big tank full of big ass fish and coincidentally drifted right into the open mouth of a shark just swimming because sharks need to keep moving with their mouths open to breathe or else they’ll die and float belly up at the aquarium and make little kids cry because they think someone just murdered baby shark I think its at least plasable

do you think a shark would like the taste of ants if it could eat enough of them in one bite to taste them

no i dont like the taste when i eat them i dont think they would like the taste if they ate them its probably for real like poison to them idk.

okay

Dogs serve as a kind of virtue eater for Americans to pour all of their kindness into without the risk of improving society or being nice to someone with any agency