Finger Guns

yusuke is some loner "no good punk" who doesnt get along with anyone other than his one (1) singular best friend, he beats the shit out of kuwabara and accidentally starts a (one sided) rivalry where kuwabara tries to beat him, he almost dies for kurama after knowing him for like 10 minutes and then gets saved by kurama taking a hit for him and he has literally no reason to trust hiei but does anyway, everyone at his school is scared of him, he literally befriends half the people that he fights

kuwabara is a self proclaimed thug but is actually really soft and loves his friends, he'd do anything for the people he cares about, he's rivals with yusuke, he literally does not know hiei or kurama he found out his rival is some spirit detective guy and just started showing up too, he has no clue wtf hiei is but he knows he's annoying, he's literally down to die at any moment for his friends and random ass strangers

kurama is The Main Man at his high school, he has zero friends unless u count hiei, he only cares about his mom, he's smart and popular and quiet, he's a fox demon thief, he trauma dumps on yusuke after knowing him for like 10 minutes, is ready to die for his mom, is told that death isnt the way to go, immediately takes a hit for yusuke by his own kinda friend hiei, moves the fuck on immediately, hiei and him are besties again, random men have homoerotic beef with him but he literally only cares about his mom and his friends

hiei is a literal criminal, he does not like humans, he has attempted to murder yusuke but is still unwaveringly trusted by him and is probably half always there out of sheer confusion, he's ready to kill anyone, he'd kill anyone for his friends, he regularly gets teased for his height and long lost sister, no one takes his emo comments seriously, he was literally yeeted off a cliff when he was a newborn

zelda: first sidon, now this? link, the guy wants to steal your triforce

link: he can have it. it’s up my ass though, but i’m sure with those hands he’ll find it real quick- 

ganon: the girls back home never treated me like this

He’ll let himself sleep around you

He’ll let himself do embarrassing things like hum around you

His insults almost start to sound like backhanded compliments instead of his usual insults which are straight-up mean

He’ll let you make him laugh (if someone he doesn’t know or like says something funny he represses his laughter because he feels like it’s a sign of weakness)

He’ll share his food with you (he won’t use his words but if he sees you eyeing his plate he’ll pretend he’s full and push it towards you - probably with some improvised insult so he can pretend he’s still a bastard)

He won’t initiate any touch but if you touch him he probably won’t kill you (if he’s in a particularly good mood he won’t even shrug you off and might just lean into the touch because despite his walls he’s SO touch starved it hurts)

Ready and willing to murder anyone who even slightly inconveniences you

Will jump into the fray at the last moment to save you when you’re in danger - even if you didn’t think he was around (leading you to wonder if he was watching you - and if he was, for how long)