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Unhinged Text Posts: Alistair Theirin Edition (Part 6)

More Text Post Memes:

Quick alistair sketch.

Grey Warden Illustrations

Confession: I want a reunited Warden and Alistair to have the hottest I-missed-you fuck. Like, the moment they see each other after DAI. It's the middle of some forest, they lock eyes and the Warden is climbing their burly bear of a man like a tree. They don't even make it back to the Warden's tent, they just push him down into the dirt and have their way with him. That's why Alistair isn't in Veilguard. They are shacked up somewhere giving the rest of the Grey Wardens a middle finger. Retired. Retired to their sex shack--I mean house. The blight might make them infertile, but with the way the Warden rides Alistair's dick, gods are they trying to prove it wrong.

With my return to Dragon Age, I've sought to get my hands on copies of some of Bioware's written works until I'm able to get my hands on the physical copies. And honestly, who would I be if I didn't share them with the community? So here I am, with some December offerings a little ahead of time. Please know that this post will be updated over-time with the franchise's complete written works. But without any further ado, have some Google Drive links— and if there's any issues with the DLs, don't hesitate to let me know.

Book: World of Thedas (V1, V2)

Book: Tevinter Nights

Comics: The Missing (P1, P2, P3, P4)

you can read them fully here :)

Magekiller

(Marius, Tessa, Flavius, Charter, Dorian, Leliana, Harding…)

part 1 , part 2 , part 3 , part 4 , part5

Deception

(Olivia, Autumn, Vaea, Dorian, Florian, Teia, Viago de Riva…)

part 1 , part 2 , part 3

Blue Wraith

(Fenris, Vaea, Francesca, Ser Aaron, Marius, Tessa, Autumn…)

part 1 , part 2 , part3

Dark Fortress

(Fenris, Vaea, Francesca, Marius, Tessa, Autumn...)

part1 , part 2 , part 3

The Missing

(Varric, Harding, Charter, Antoine, Evka, Teia, Viago de Riva, Irelin, Strife, Neve Gallus…)