debatable topic

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate. 

Okay so normal rules then

I think training dogs to act would be amazing because my dog was in a play once and it was like the best possible capacity to be involved in theater… I just got to hang out backstage with the dog and hand her off to the actor when she was needed on stage and I always got the loudest applause during curtain call even though no one knew who the fuck i was, because I was holding. The Dog.

She played Crab the dog in two gentlemen of verona a.k.a. The One With The Dog and she did an amazing job bc all the dog in that play needs to do is hang out and have the characters kind of talk about how awful it is. So no matter what the dog does it is funny. The nights when she got real distracted and kept trying to wander off and do other stuff it was funny and the nights where she just stood there looking pleased to be the center of attention it was also funny. At that point she was pretty elderly too so it was like just… very funny. If you ever have a chance to have your dog be in shakespeare I recommend it highly

The queen is taking too long to die. I think we should send Christopher Eccleston in

login tumblr at 2AM n everyone posting they lil fetish. n it be some shit like "i love men that look like bill nye n wear scuba suit"

*poses like malacath shrine* *poses like malacath shrine* *poses like malacath shrine*

was sloppy joe a real man

Yes he gave the best blowjobs in town

it all belongs to her