The over-pronunciation of every word is so spot on lol

Can’t get this on any other social media

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

the procrastinator’s mind will invent distractions you’ve never conceived of in order to avoid tasks even a dog could do.

@ralfmaximus Showers that will kill you

Holy shit I thought this was a Sims bit or someone playing with CAD software, but the last few seconds knocked me out

@thebibliosphere I'm pretty sure you are the appropriate recipient for other people's terrifying home renovation choices

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

Just One Guy, Just One Spider-Man… -OR Woman?!? We don’t Know; ….forsure.