named myself after my cookie run kingdom

life is nothing without eroticism and whimsy

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

hate how they forced bugs bunny into anti-weed propaganda in the 90s, as if bugs bunny wouldn’t love smoking weed 

To be perfectly fair, bugs bunny would also love taking money for starring in anti-weed propaganda and then using said money to buy weed

bugs bunny is not real 

the years have made me weird and strange to talk to. but still i must post

still living with my parents as an adult is just like. i'm grateful to not have to pay for groceries. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to have a roof over my head and not have to pay rent. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to not have to worry about sending out endless job applications that all lead to nowhere. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful i'm grateful i'm so fucking grateful. i have to get out of here

one year of tunes. thank you harry

two years of tunes. thank you harry

theee years of tunes. thank you harry

🎹🎂20 YEARS OF NEIL🎂🎹

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

gato’s allegory of the fishtank

rb to tell prev they're being so brave right now and pat their head a little please

here’s to all the weird little girls growing up into even weirder men

and the weird little whatevers that grew up into weirder whatevers

theres a trump supporter in my media arts major and sometimes my professor will ask him something simple like "whats the difference between ethics and the law" and he'll (i kid you not) say shit like "uhhh its like. honestly i thought that was like the same thing" and then my professor will give the rest of the class a mischievous knowing look

Big @pride-knightess energy here!

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