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stomp your feet if you’re PANSEXUAL and kind of A DUMB BITCH
strike a pose if you’re ASEXUAL and SORT OF AN IDIOT

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clap your hands if you’re BISEXUAL and A LITTLE BIT OF A DUMBASS
stomp your feet if you’re PANSEXUAL and kind of A DUMB BITCH
strike a pose if you’re ASEXUAL and SORT OF AN IDIOT

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No matter you are gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, queer, asexual, or other LGBT+, we are pride.
Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum
This hands down the best comment in the notes, I will not be taking criticism.
do you think the people who would build a rent reducer 9000 are the same people who are building houses

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Foul beast ate that adventurer whole, RIP
we could be going down the bigfoot titty slide rn but you won't text back
Oh god, why didn’t you just let him through?

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The most PATHETIC lil baby sounds...
I love when little creatures who are entirely loved and well cared for have the BIGGEST baby reactions to normal things. Like yes sweet pea, you DO have the hardest life of anyone ever, for sure, and you’re SO BRAVE about this minor inconvenience of *checks notes* having some water touch you
There is nothing sadder and more pathetic than a baby marine mammal having to get into the water. They are suffering the most out of any baby animal ever. How dare they be introduced to their natural environment.
Sometimes you’ve just got to think of your favorite character getting fucked against a wall to get through the work day.
okay we NEED to put “camp” up on a shelf where people can’t reach it too because i just saw someone call the mario movie camp like girl what in the fresh hell are you talking about 😭
Anything else while I've got the ladder out?
y’all on the west coast know that nobody else calls them that right
t- they’re called zooper doopers??? huh??
THE FOCK IS A ZOOPER DOOPER THAT’S AN OTTER POP
nO WE CALL THEM ZOOPER DOOPERS N THEYRE THE BEST FAKIN SUMMER ICYPOLE
they’re literally just ice pops what the fuck are you two talking about
i call them iced lollies, what the hell is a zooper dooper
Oh my god this is even worse. Yall out here ssaying otter pop and zooper dooper with a straight face AND insisting ur right?
A fucking what now?
BITCH THEYRE FREEZIES!!!!
Here in New York it’s just called an ice.
DO YOU ALL FUCKING MEAN POPSICLES???? WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU COMING UP WITH EUPHEMISMS FOR POPSICLES.
who put a zooper dooper on my dash and then insisted it was called anything but a zooper dooper.
?. The humble freeze pop ??
That’s clearly a BonIce

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Why are all music teachers like this 😭😭😭
THEY ARE
when i was 8 i had a very intimidating russian woman as a music teacher- she was both my opera instructor and piano teacher. about a month into piano, she sat me down and said to my mother and i "this child- very beautiful voice, good for singing. i will not allow this child to continue piano. god did not want this child to play an instrument. he told me this in dreams. that is all."
my mom had it written down on a slip so we could remember the exact words because it was so funny. i HATED playing piano and i was definitely not good at it (i did end up having a good 5 years of opera training and ended up being a pretty accomplished choir singer though) and the idea of god sending my incredibly severe and serious russian piano teacher a dream begging her to stop teaching me piano was probably the funniest way it could have gone.