#RAD

i dont even know where the bit ends and i begin

Thor 

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

It’s so unfair i don’t get to see where evolution will go in 50 million years

crab

my cat is completely obsessed with watching the bathroom sink drain and I have started calling this "her shows." as in when I'm in the bathroom and she meows and runs up I'll be like "oh you want to watch your shows?" and run the faucet for an extra few seconds so it fills a little. she will then sit there at the edge of the sink for ages totally entraptured by the drain. blorbo from her sink

should i eat first or shower first *has phone in couch time for another 3 hours due to choice procrastination, a behavioral phenomenon observed in pigeons and rats as well*

i' m something of a pigeons and rats myself

i have this deadly sickness called remembering

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

reblog if you're also lame and weird.

i’m hiding worse, more secret emotions behind my big and obvious ones

We can fix what once went wrong