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I hit Thor with bricks

thor walked past me and i turned the floor into corn nuts. And he died in the process? So maybe have some fucking respect………..

thor walked past me and i turned the floor into corn nuts. And he died in the process? So maybe have some fucking respect………..

if i had this thing in my lap i think everything would be alright i bet it would love being scratched on the head if it wasnt already so fond of chewing me and empoisoning me and smacking me hard with its horrible tail

IDK how to tell you this bro but the centuries old endless sources of Norse mythology and culture are what confirmed that Thor loves goats

That was weeks ago dude. Things change

i live in avengers tower . thor hangs out wherever

hes okay but he died and fell down the stairs and hasn't graduated from law school yet and got arrested from tax fraud and pieces of his DNA got mailed to different galaxies so they could clone him but more importantly and i can stress this enough he is alive in miami