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someone needs to invent reverse cornflakes. i want to eat a cereal that gives me a demonic erection and inflicts upon me an insatiable lust

protect bisexual boys

why is this on a blog literally called girlsuggestion

we are suggesting this to girls

who is we? who are you

italian shadow government

quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.

Well currently they’re in a tumblr post but I see your point

we're actually in a youtube video if this turns out to be funny enough

one day i will snap out of it im sure

Semi-niche character archetype that I really like is The "Hedonist". Guy who has a decadent and ostensibly pleasure-based lifestyle but is very clearly not actually enjoying themselves. Guy who treats themselves to only the finest wines and refuses to spare any expense, but doesn't actually like wine. Guy who is doing all the stereotypical hedonist behaviors and is pretending to be a stereotypical hedonist because they don't actually know what they want but they want to feel Something and are trying to fill that void in them with the stuff that's Supposed to work, the stuff that works for other people, makes them feel something, and then privately wonders or worries about why it isn't working for them. Or else they do very much know what they want but it's scary or in some way not acceptable for them to want, so they indulge but only in the things they think they're supposed to indulge in. Hedonism as an act to cover up the fact that they're denying themselves something else. Can anyone else hear me is this thing even on.

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?

I’ve had tumblr for 4 years but some of you bitches have had it for a decade. It’s time to seek penance

wait I’m curious now . Reblog this with how long u’ve been on tumblr for. Dating back to ur oldest blog ever !!!

shine normal like a plain rock

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god