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it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

bro doesnt even have the jennies (certain je ne sais quois)

it's because you're always in that damn coffin

stop drawing olruggio buff. you can make him fatter if you want but you can't give him any muscle tone, i'm putting my foot down. i wont let you closedminded migratory-slash-brained six pack fiends do this. the man is an anemic waif with zero consistency in the timing or amount of eating and sleeping he does who hunches under the weight of his own bespoke cape. and if you can't love him on those terms you don't deserve any yaoi.

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

A girl can be a handsome fella. This is obvious

im balls deep in your blog right now and im not pulling out

stop drawing characters buff it's literally scary stop it stop it stop ittt

okay actually you can draw characters buff you just have to give them body fat. unless the character being dehydrated as fuck with a washboard 6-pack is an integral part of their character I don't want to see that shit

something something extremely sexy when magic users resort to physical violence. yeah i have the power of god and anime on my side but i also have THESE HANDS. i cast Punch You In The Face. i take my magic staff through which i channel the vast energies of the elements and the cosmos and i cast Severe Concussion And Skull Fracture. casting time for xenoglossy too long, chose the quicker route of Stab You In The Throat.