*screams*

Guy who says “I’m contributing to traffic” instead of “I’m stuck in traffic”.

Every day of the week I am on my knees face on the floor overcome with emotion over the fact that Eugenides was willing to look the queen of the gods in the face but when Attolia has him captive at the end of QoA she has to grab his face and make him look at her.

Man no one even remembers laptop in bed. It was laptop in bed for years. Now it's just phone in bed. Maybe tablet. But usually phone. So much has changed

i do think theres something sad about how largely only the literature that's considered especially good or important is intentionally preserved. i want to read stuff that ancient people thought sucked enormous balls

I've spent a ridiculous amount of time on Project Gutenberg sifting through forgotten old fiction and lemme tell ya. a lot of that stuff sucks ass.

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

“op is a morally corrupt pervert” ok 💖 yay +follow

Oh! The intimacy of adopting each other’s vocabulary.

i think we are long overdue for a game that does the reverse of 90s first person shooters and actively makes fun of the player for picking the hard difficulty

sexual thrill at the mere prospect of cataloging things in a database

asexual thrill at the mere prospect of cataloging things in a database

formative years? aren’t they all?

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse