idk anymore

Never did I think a green blob wanting to be a bellhop would have me sobbing but here we are

Girls will be like Idk why im so unproductive recently and then you ask whats going on in their life and they list eight lifestopping crisies and then say 'yeah but i should be fine :/ '

Someone please draw the color of the sky as a very tall twink.

i love how this is so uniquely Tumblr™ that no one from any other website would get this.

I want you all to know that I despise every single one of you.

She needs academic validation but she's not working for it. She's me.

genuinely think all my problems would be solved if I was just a trophy husband. where is my breadwinning wife, I want legos

YOOO THATS ON MY BIRTHDAY

I hope you get to see some pokemon :)

also considering how the pokemon twitter and instagram have been doing a countdown every day for 8 days, (each post every gen’s respective starters), im sure theyre at least gonna show pokemon snap or somethin

I hope you get to see some pokemon too :)

I heard there might be pokemon there. :)

I hope we get to see them :)

I sincerely hope we see NO Pokemon >:(

N-nooo....

Imagine the amount of rage j.d. salinger would feel if you wrote a sequel to his Important Big Boy Book in which Holden calls something "hella poggers"

the inherent homoeroticism of someone else bandaging your wounds

haha yeah man thank you for not letting me bleed out on the floor and shit. Now kiss me on the mouth

When something tragic happens, tumblr is the only social platform you can escape to. The whole world could be in shambles and y’all are shitposting and reblogging pictures of tiramisu as usual.

I always come back with a renewed appreciation of chronologically ordered posts. Just seeing shit in correct order is comforting.

THANK YOU.

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how do i get a sfw sasuke big enough to oblitherate my entire dashboard

why did they have to specify sfw

Mobile Users experience a long boi

do you love the color of the sasuke