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Listening to songs and thinking about something the songs aren’t about

thug it out ellen

crazy how if you do your chores and obligations first thing on a day off you can enjoy your free time more than if you feel like you’re procrastinating your chores and obligations the whole time. i will not be learning from this experience

This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen.

Perfect example of an untranslatable joke. 😂

reblog to feed her notes

How is she doing this

We are the daughters of ppl who had kids

Its actually so crazy to me that it is still so stigmatized to have body hair as a woman like what the fuckkkkkk what the fuckkkkkk thats not even like a social convention associated with men thats just like a bodily function what the fuckkkkkk

when avril lavigne said And Hell Yeah Im The Mother Fucken Princess that was way real

"cigarette" implies the existence of a much larger "cigar"

i recovered by the time i hit post but when i first had this thought i had genuinely forgotten cigars exist