"I cannot live without books." ~Thomas Jefferson

If you have a cat please reblog this with its name please and thank you

I LOVE COMPLEX DATED ADVERBS. Wherein. Heretofore. Thereon. Hereunto. Whereof. Hitherward. Hereinafter. How can you look at these words and not lose your mind. They're insane. I think I'm in love.

BRING THESE BACK to our normal vernacular! Not overmorrow. Not ereyesterday. Present.

If you just scrolled past, don’t. Go back and read it. I promise it is not what you think

Franzen has a point.

Solid stuffs

The American/Japanese cultural exchange is so pure and wonderful and I love it so much

And then what’s really great is Americans getting tattoos of Chinese characters thinking they mean one thing when they really don’t

lemme tell you..i have been in a grocery store in Japan and heard the unedited Get Low playin over the intercom..it was literally a Katt Williams moment

I was in a Chinese cafe one time and they had obviously put on their “fuck you” playlist. I mean, uncensored versions of Fuck You by Lilly Allen, Fuck You by Cee-lo Green, etc. No one else had any idea.

that last one got me holy shit.

For every american teenager that is screaming the lyrics to their favorite anime opening, there’s likely at least 1 or 2 Japanese teens singing English profanities at a karaoke bar.

I really want that “I’m so fucking future” shirt.

Bro went to Japan and went to a karaoke bar with some high schoolers. They wanted to show me how good their Japanese rap was. Turned on kanye. Fucking sang the word nigga and everything. It was hella based

Wtf im going to feed my dog a chicken nugget

That's not a dog, that's a leviathan

Is she single asking for a friend

I love this whole saga 💕

Every time I see a post about updog I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help the poster complete their joke.

okay but what’s updog ?

Updog is a long sausage in a bun often served with ketchup, mustard, onion e, and/or relish.

No, that’s a hotdog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released

You’re thinking of update. Updog is when you end a sentence with a rising intonation.

No, that’s uptalk.  You’re thinking of the fourth-largest city in Sweden.

surely that’s Uppsala, whereas Updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.

That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs

You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.

No, that’s upbraid. An updog is a small dog that likes cuddling on people’s laps.

No that’s a puppydog. An updog is when the Mets win.

No that’s an upset. An updog is the modern version of a henway.

What’s a henway?

Oh, about 5 pounds.

GOTTEM

this post pushed me down the stairs and stole my firstborn child

I love this so much! 😂

sometimes i remember that the iconic spider-man poster was born out of tom holland napping on set

reblog this n tag it w how tall u r im curious

A little above average

I don’t think Fortnite is to blame for kids nowadays not reading…

That’s the joke. It’s the authoritarian overbearing parent.

He was being sarcastic lol

That violin one hit close to home.

I remember doing homework once, asked my grandmother if she was proud of me. “Do some thing for me to be proud of.” That hurt.

I remember at one point at my old school, I’d read so much one year for that AR test thing that they banned me from the Library just cause I was reading so much.

When I was in either late elementary or early middle school, my library had a bunch of the Magic Tree House books. I wanted to check out, like, eight of them, and the librarian told me I was “too old” for those books. I responded that I liked them. She reluctantly let me, but told me to find something more appropriate for my age next time. Telling someone to find books “for their age” is one of the dumbest things a person can do and will kill the passion for reading faster than you can blink. I’m 30. Guess which type of book makes up the majority of my shelves and which ones I read over and over again? Young Adult Fiction and Fantasy. J.K. Rowling, Rick Riordan, D.J. MacHale, John Flanagan, Sara J. Maas, Marie Lu, Suzanne Collins, Cinda Williams Chima, Cassandra Clare, Bryan Davis, Ted Dekker... I could easily keep going. Yes, I have several “age appropriate” books I thoroughly enjoy (I’m currently rereading Vince Flynn’s Mitch Rapp series), but I will always and forever love my YA novels. You can pry my post-apocalyptic dystopian page turners from my cold, dead hands.    Don’t tell people to find books for their age. Don’t make fun of people for what they read, how much they read, if they read at all. I’m not judging you for what is or is not on your shelves. I will never snuff your passion for reading or for watching movies or for playing board games or for cosplay. Whatever your passion is, embrace it wholeheartedly, and if others make fun of you for it, throw your cape about you in the most dramatic fashion you can, brandish your wand, hold your book up high, and tell them where they can place their needless opinions. 

Yeah, this definitely happened 😆

I'm off to join the Winchesters. Buh-bye!

Reblog if you say "Y'all"

Of course

All. the. time.

My sister's puppy smooshed his face into the couch cushion and got his tooth caught. Such an adorable idiot