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@bluismie mentioned in the tags of this post that the manga/anime “Oh My Goddess!” was an inspiration, which reminded me I actually do have a fic idea in my Steddie fic doc based on a mix of “Oh My Goddess!”, “Xanadu” and OMG’s queer cousin “Wish” (the CLAMP manga, not the Disney film). That idea’s unfortunately been sitting there for years at this point, whoops. 😅 I want to write it someday soon, although not until “The Adventures of Dardew The Banished (And Steve)” is done.
Eddie misdials the phone number for Hawkin’s pizza place one night and instead reaches the Divine Helpline, which dispatches gods and goddesses to help mortals in need. Next thing Eddie knows, a very attractive and very naked guy with wings claiming to be the Greek god of love, Eros, is in his trailer. Eros vows to help Eddie with his nonexistent love life and his long-standing crush on Chrissy Cunningham, who just broke up with her boyfriend Jason, without the use of his arrows. Eros disguises himself as a new student at Hawkins High, “Steve Harrington” to better help Eddie win Chrissy’s heart, but oh no! Eddie and Steve/Eros start falling in love with each other instead, and the gods and goddesses of the Divine Helpline aren’t supposed to fall in love with mortals anymore! What an entirely unforeseeable turn of events!
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Your fem Eddie characterization is so top tier omg. She’s giving the vibe that she’s always one rough day away from taking off her shirt for the Corroded Coffin guys and being like okay at least one of you likes girls can someone PLEASE tell me my tits are better than Hagan or Hargove’s. (She’s their failgirl they indulge her)
🤣🤣🤣You're absolutely right, she 100% would platonically flash the CC boys just to get a tiny bit of validation, cuz she's dying here. The guys reassure her, because she's absolutely their failgirl lol.
(Doug like, "Who'd want big boobs when they're attached to pure evil, anyway?"
Which is promptly followed by a loud Ouch! when Jeff elbows him sharply in the side.
"...I mean completely average sized boobs!")
Stevie, planning to surprise Eddie at practice and instead walking in on her flashing the band: …..
Jeff: hey you’re the one whose type seems to be almost exclusively D cups okay
lmaooooo, right, Jeff is like that's your thing, Eddie, not ours!
Stevie’s definitely growling at them a little because. Stop looking at her girl without a shirt on dammit. Stop telling her she has nice tits that’s my job.
Yessss, jealous and possessive Stevie, so delicious *chef's kiss*.
In a reversal of the Upside Down, she rushes over and drapes Eddie in her varsity jacket to protect Eddie's "modesty."
The guys, who have seen Eddie's tits about a thousand times by now, are all rolling their eyes and smirking at each other as Eddie blushes and looks at Stevie with big cartoon heart eyes.
Doug learned nothing from five minutes ago and makes the mistake of saying “lol calm down there’s barely anything to see!”. Jeff considers early retirement after that
Stevie just pulls the jacket tighter around Eddie, all the while still giving off the hugest scary dog "look away!" energy.
Meanwhile Gareth is in the corner snickering, and Jeff is so, so over it. He's internally like there has to be another metal band in this town I could join.
(There isn't and he knows it.)
...It all works out great for Eddie in the end, though, cuz as soon as Stevie drags her home (after band practice was promptly cancelled on her demand lol), she's ripping that jacket open and making it clear exactly who her girlfriend's tiny tits belong to.
And she knows Stevie never got like this about her exes either so it solves her first problem too!
Your fem Eddie characterization is so top tier omg. She’s giving the vibe that she’s always one rough day away from taking off her shirt for the Corroded Coffin guys and being like okay at least one of you likes girls can someone PLEASE tell me my tits are better than Hagan or Hargove’s. (She’s their failgirl they indulge her)
🤣🤣🤣You're absolutely right, she 100% would platonically flash the CC boys just to get a tiny bit of validation, cuz she's dying here. The guys reassure her, because she's absolutely their failgirl lol.
(Doug like, "Who'd want big boobs when they're attached to pure evil, anyway?"
Which is promptly followed by a loud Ouch! when Jeff elbows him sharply in the side.
"...I mean completely average sized boobs!")
Stevie, planning to surprise Eddie at practice and instead walking in on her flashing the band: …..
Jeff: hey you’re the one whose type seems to be almost exclusively D cups okay
lmaooooo, right, Jeff is like that's your thing, Eddie, not ours!
@iridescentrylandgrace, your tags are real and true:
I’m excited to share my Steddie Winter Exchange gift for Sami (@/passthesteddie on ao3 and twitter) I am also a fan of the fluff trope and these two just being absolutely smitten with each other whenever possible 🥹 they deserve all the happy moments. Thank you @steddieexchange for putting this together 🧡
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Steve: You wanna date? I’m trying to piss off my parents.
Eddie: You mean fake date?
Steve:
Steve: Sure.
@morganbritton132 tag preservation squad: #he was not aware that was an option#also Steve later: -and then I asked him if he wanted to date me and he was like fake dating right? wtf is fake dating??#I romance you and then at the end I say psych?#Robin: ...so you have a boyfriend?
I wrote a version of this:
"My dad calls me that all the time when he's pissed off," Steve says, keeping his voice light. It kind of hurts his feelings, to be honest, not that he'll ever admit that.
Eddie drains his beer and sets it aside. "My old man does it too, sometimes," he says, mouth pulling to one side. "Or used to, when he bothered to show up. He didn't dare do it when Wayne was around, though."
"Wayne doesn't like it?"
"Nah," Eddie says, and now he's smiling at his hands, small and private. "He's very, uh, love thy neighbor, that kind of thing. Says it's nobody's business what people get up to, if they're not hurting anybody."
"That's cool," Steve says, taking a sip of his own beer. "Wayne's a nice guy."
"Pass me another one," Eddie says.
Steve does, popping the cap off while he's at it. "It would piss my dad off so bad," he says, musing out loud. "Bringing a guy home, I mean."
"I mean, sure," Eddie says, picking at the label of his new bottle. "Great way to get disowned. Go out with a bang, right?"
"He wouldn't disown me," Steve says, wrinkling his nose. "I mean, I think. Pretty sure mom wouldn't let him."
"Alright," Eddie says with a shrug. "But still, why do it?"
Surely it's obvious. "To piss him off," Steve says. "He's an asshole."
Eddie squints at him. "Uh huh."
"We should go for it," Steve says slowly, a new idea taking root. A totally great idea. "You said Wayne's not gonna care, right? And my dad would have a cow about you being a guy and you being you. It's perfect. I'm pretty sure he'd explode. You wanna?"
Eddie's eyebrows scrunch up.
"Date," Steve explains, gesturing between them. "You and me."
"Oh," Eddie says, expression doing something weird. "Like a fake date."
"Uh, sure," Steve says. He's not sure how a date can be fake when it involves doing a bunch of real stuff, like going to a restaurant and maybe fooling around after if everything goes well, but Eddie can call it whatever he wants. More importantly: "I mean, it'd be more than one date. Otherwise, what's the point?"
"You want to tell your dad we're dating," Eddie says.
"No, it's better if he finds out," Steve says, already picturing the way his dad will swell up like a frog, face going purple with rage. "If I take you to Enzo's he'll definitely hear about it from someone, my dad knows everybody."
"Yeah, I bet," Eddie says, making a face like Steve's being dumb. "And we'll also get our asses kicked. You seriously want the whole town thinking you're gay?"
"I can actually fight, you know," Steve says, nettled. "And I don't care what people think. It's about time someone in Hawkins stood up for the queers."
Eddie grimaces. "Don't say it like that, man."
"What?" Steve says. "That's the right word! There are science books using it and everything! It just means, you know, gays and lesbians and stuff. R— uh, someone told me."
Steve actually read about it himself, on a couple of book jackets in a bookstore Robin found in Chicago. It's kind of cool to have a word that lets him be in the club with her, even though he's only half-gay. It's like having a family he didn't know about.
"You're really gonna do this," Eddie says, turning his whole body to look at Steve. "Torch your reputation and any hope of a future in this town by taking a guy out on a date, just to piss off your old man."
"More than one date," Steve says, because that part's important. "So. Are you in?"
Eddie doesn't say anything for a moment, but then he purses his lips, like he's trying not to smile. "Fuck it," he says, eyes dancing with mischief. "Yeah, fuck it, why not? Wine and dine me, big boy."
Steddie renegotiating their mortgage and Eddie is just so very professional and well spoken in the meeting at the bank that Steve has no choice but to fuck him the second the door closes because. Competence kink, thy name is Steve Harrington.

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past their prime
for @corrodedcoffinfest day 4 prompt 'headbanger's ball'
rated t | 770 words | no cw | tags: established relationship, older steddie, famous corroded coffin, slice of life
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Steve can’t do anything but laugh. It’s not that funny, but he’s picturing the reaction. Eddie’s gonna lose it.
He closes the magazine and sets it down on the counter. Eddie will be home soon and it’ll be the first thing he looks for. He’s been waiting for the official article for months.
Dinner simmers on the stove while he texts Robin. She only recently convinced him to “stop being an old man” and just text her sometimes instead of calling her to ask one simple question. He pretended it didn’t hurt his feelings, but she’s right. He called a lot about silly little things that are better off as texts. This isn’t a silly little thing, but he’d rather wait to call her when Eddie’s home.
Eddie runs into the room. It’s an impressive feat considering he’s about two years away from needing a hip replacement.
“It’s here?” He shuffles through the mail on the counter before finally setting his eyes on the magazine. “Did you look? Is it bad?”
Steve schools his face as he turns to look at Eddie flipping through the magazine.
“It’s not bad.”
Eddie freezes and looks up at him, squinting his eyes suspiciously.
“But it’s not good?”
“I didn’t say it’s not good.”
“But you’re acting like it’s not good.”
Steve rolls his eyes. “Just read it. Your glasses are on the table.”
Eddie walks over to the table and grabs his glasses, sits down in a chair, and starts reading. Steve turns back to the stove and waits.
“What the fuck.”
Steve smirks.
“Any band featured on Headbanger’s Ball is surely past their prime, but that doesn’t mean they can’t still make a statement in music. Eddie Munson and Jeff Clark are changing the way indie metal artists get heard.” Eddie puts the magazine down and glares at the wall. “Past our prime? We’re both still good at our jobs. That’s the whole point of this article!”
Steve decides to be a good husband, even though he really wants to laugh. He walks over to Eddie and rubs his back.
“I think they meant it as a compliment, honey,” he consoles. “Like even at your ages, you manage to stay relevant.”
“That’s like saying even at your age, you still have a nice ass.”
Steve kisses the top of his head. “And I do. So, accept that they still think you’re doing great things, even if they gave you a backhanded compliment.”
“I can’t believe this,” Eddie mutters as he keeps reading. “It does get better. But they forgot to mention Will.”
“He won’t mind,” Steve says as he walks back towards the stove to shut everything off and grab their plates. “He would insist he’s barely involved anyway.”
“You’re right.”
There’s silence for a minute, just the clinking of serving spoons and tongs as he places the chicken and vegetables on plates.
“I can’t believe they called us old by bringing up the Headbanger’s Ball.”
Steve snorts. “The guy who did the interview probably wasn’t even born when that was on TV. Give him a break.”
“Oh god. He could be our kid. He was so young.”
“I don’t remember a son…” Steve kisses the top of his head before setting their plates down on the table and sitting next to Eddie. “The two daughters call us old all the time, though. I’m shocked you don’t remember.”
“They mean it in a different way.”
Steve shakes his head. “Speaking of our angels—“
“What did they do?” Eddie is right to be a little worried. They both took after him with their energy, attitudes, and lifestyles. It was a bit stressful when they were teenagers, but now that they’re both adults, it’s somehow worse. Genetics didn’t even need to have anything to do with it.
“They might have already made comments online about the article.”
Eddie pulls his phone from his pocket and immediately goes to their social medias. He’s much better with technology than Steve, but that’s not too surprising. As a musician, he constantly has to adapt to the next new thing. Steve didn’t even get a washing machine with a timer until a few years ago when his Whirlpool finally shit the bed after nearly 25 years of service.
“They’re so mean to me,” Eddie pouts as he sets his phone down and takes a bite of his dinner.
“They love you.”
“I know.”
“And I love you too.”
“I know,” Eddie smiles at him.
“Even if you’re past your prime.”
Eddie rolls his eyes, but leans over to kiss Steve’s cheek. “I’m just finally joining you, old man.”
trust fall
written for @steddiemicrofic july week 1
prompt: three | wc: 333 | rated: E | tags: boys in love, hand job, light bondage | also on ao3
Steve's really no better than a dog conditioned to salivate at the jingling of a bell, can feel the downward rush of blood pumping hot into his lower half at the sight alone.
Eyes fixed on thick fingers with calloused tips, veins visible on the back of his hands, moving methodical, almost ceremonial, as Eddie slowly slides one chunky ring after another off his left.
One-two-three, he lets them drop onto the nightstand individually, each thudding sound sending little shocks of desire through Steve, making impatience grow into unbearable need.
Three Dollar Bill
Written for week 1 of the @steddiemicrofic blog's third anniversary challenge.
Rated: T
Prompt: three, 333 words
Tags: Gay bar; bisexual Steve; awkward flirting
“I don't get it,” Steve mutters, fiddling with his empty beer. There's a girl standing at the bar. Curly hair, dark nail polish, skinny jeans hugging a cute little ass. Too bad she won't be into him. “Why is the club called Three Dollar Bill?”
seven years ago, season 3 of stranger things released on netflix
Written for @corrodedcoffinfest.
Take It On The Chin
Prompt #4 - Headbangers Ball | Word Count: 1000 | Rating: T | CW: Language | POV: Eddie | Pairing: Steddie, Eddie & Corroded Coffin | Tags: Post S4, Getting Together, First Kiss, Mutual Pining, Idiot4Idiot
"It's starting!" Gareth yells, and Eddie grabs the bowl off the counter, hauling ass towards the living room.
Ronnie James Dio is hosting tonight, and he definitely doesn't want to miss the intro.
He slams the popcorn bowl down on the coffee table. Flopping into the open easy chair. Hooking his leg over the armrest, just as Heathen's video for Set Me Free starts playing. They don't always get together to watch the Headbangers Ball, it's late, and everybody's tired after working or going to school all day. Adulthood sucks way worse than being in school.
But they made time tonight. It's Dio.
"Someday that's gonna be us," Gareth says, and Eddie highly doubts that. They'd really have to get better than they currently are. Sometimes, Eddie feels like they're all four playing different songs. Or at least the same song at much different tempos.
"Are we gonna go see Masters of the Universe?" Goodie asks, when the trailer for the new movie runs during the commercial break.
Eddie knows what that really means: Are Steve and Robin gonna let us sneak in?
They took a job together, to the surprise of no one, at a multiplex here in Indy. Sometimes they let Eddie and his friends sneak into late night screenings as long as they promise to buy some concessions.
It's been a good deal.

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