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my friend's discord server has a "proof of touch grass" channel where they post pics of them doing regular activities outdoors/in public. i think many online spaces could benefit from such a thing

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving

Everyone envies me for my shrimp lighter

my mutuals and i liking each other’s posts without ever actually talking to each other

I quote this all the time but it’s literally impossible to explain what the reference material is to another human being

Go to subway and ask for the "cookie". They'll know what to do