Dagoth Ur Welcomes You Nerevar

That picture of Lady Gaga as a child where she looks like a child pretending to be Lady Gaga means so much to me

they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade

god what can't dr pepper do

it's good that I will never be a dog breeder, bc I would make the elephant dog. long borzoi snout, chunky pitbull body, ears of a papillon

Dogs do not show pain. There are dead in nature if they show it. One way to know if your dog is suffering. Muscels in his back are strained and his biting his teeth

actually if you look into its eyes you’ll see that my dog loves existing. it isn’t biting its teeth, it’s saying “Thank you Creator” and “Creator, I could take more. Go further.” the reason I know this is because I understand dog medicine better than you. but that’s not a reason to be embarrassed.

I made this, and it's cooling right now. Just realized I accidentally ONLY did oreo bits instead of "cut with caramel".

Nobody seems to appreciate the gentle urgency of it

you are weak of mind and horny of spirit

and metal of body

HOLY SHIT PJACK??????

HE WAS BACK FOR THREE HOURS, RESPONDED TO MY POST, AND THEN DIED AGAIN????