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When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M

He said “Son (M7) when you grow up (F33) would you be — wait what”

Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real

thats because its plance. there are others as well

do you guys remember “kick his ass baby i got yo flower”

this is like asking a medieval christian monk if he remembers the ten commandments like if not what have I been wasting my years learning

jessies girl is obviously about sublimated homosexual desire but stacys mom is sincere in its heterosexuality

petplay but it's just me running away and trying to eat plastic

Rotate that man until he shoots the light beam to the next piece of the puzzle.

You’re laughing. She has a urinary tract infection and you’re laughing