Mentally Eel

YOU STUPID FUCKING DICKHEAD!!!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE THROUGH THE x10 GATE NOT THE x2!!!! YOU WON'T HAVE ENOUGH MEN!!! IT'S ALL FUCKED!!!!!!!!

i bet it feels good as fuck to erupt from the soil as a skeleton warrior

the losing dogs and i are engaging in insider trading

"historians will call them friends" buddy you're looking at this because of historians

"do your own research" good luck with paleographic analysis of the sources then

Stardew valley is problematic because it forces you to have an outside cat in a threatened woodland environment

the thing about being bullied for being weird as a kid is that even if you've always embraced being weird your brain is still always looking for the line where it's too much. you can be as proudly and intentionally weird as you want and you can love being weird but your mind is still convinced there's a point where you get too weird and people start treating you like a weird looking bug again. also it feels like you reach that point 500 times a day even if everyone you've spoken to today found you pleasant and likable and even if you're completely alone in your house with nobody looking at you at all.

swifties always going on the "you just hate women" defense like first of all Taylor Swift is not a woman she's an unskippable ad

the year was Two Thousand and twenty-four. I took a puff of my Electronic-Cigarette, inhaling the vapours. my mobile terminal buzzed in my pocket, a flat slab of microchips and glossy touchscreen. I ignored it....... probably another Electronic-Mail