sports is suffering!

i hate seeing men happy. cancel the world cup

I self administered black tea to the point of madness.

(me ever since I was 12) okay I actually need to get it together now

(me for a decade straight) okay today’s gonna be different

Dont unfollow me I can post about something you care even less about wait

webseries jay has the ability to live without matt likely successfully he’s just so pathetic that he doesn’t want to. viceland jay is left alone for 5 minutes and eats a weed brownie given to him by a stranger and then wanders the streets all day looking for a coin he misplaced. movie jay shoots a guy within 24 hours

You guys would like my posts a lot more if you had my exact life experiences and internal monologue

Well. You do. So do you like your posts a lot more than everyone else?

I like my posts the most anyone has ever liked anything