i'm just, fucking, tossing bikes in the river, bruh

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

My heart was heavier than the feather; I am sentenced to Rainforest Cafe

people are really out there handing art of matt and jay kissing to the guys themselves. okay. alright. that's wild to me. who wants to bet jay goes looking it up online too? get that man off his phone/pc. is he lurking? "we like it." shut up, dude.

and they wont tell u tthis but everything will be okay

yeah they dont tell you this, but its true

it's literally true

Hey guys you should totally get into this thing i like. Yeah it's mid at best. It also aged poorly. You'll get nothing out of it at all. You'll like the idea of it more than the actual thing. But at least only takes half your natural lifespan to finish it

'it's all on screen", "art where we have our arms around each other, kissing", "we like it." oh he knows what he's doing and it's really demented and depraved and fame thirsty he needs to turn his phone over to the proper authorities and log off!!!

Jay witnesses Matt die for him and goes back to 2008 to erase ‘don’t play the Rivoli’ off the whiteboard and set things back on their normal course but he gets caught at the apartment by 2008 Matt who is persistent enough (combined with Jay being bad at lying) that he finds out about the time-travel-ness that’s going on. Jay’s so relieved to see Matt alive and has just learned new things about himself (in love with Matt??) and he’s alone with him and able to really take in all the emotions of being face to face with the bright eyed, prettyboy, young version of his bfriend. And 2008 Matt is obviously immediately in love with the handsome, dilf-y, softened version of his bfriend so they wind up fucking and it’s amazing and revelatory for both of them but then Jay panics about the effect that it would have on the timeline so he makes Matt promise to not do anything about it says something like ‘we don’t get together till much later you HAVE to be the one to let me make the move when it’s the right time otherwise who knows what will happen between us!’ So Matt agrees. He lives the next 17 years without making a move and it’s exactly the life that we see in the Vice series where he’s obsessive and grabby and obviously in love but he tragically can’t act on it without ruining his chance so he has to experience Jay leaving the band so many times and trying to leave Matt and Matt has to just live through it with the painful knowledge (hope!) that one day Jay really will make the move but doubting it more and more as the years go on without anything happening. And he gets progressively more frantic and anxious about Jay leaving as time goes on because he can’t leave before they get the chance to be together!! So he keeps making Rivoli plans, waiting and waiting and waiting for it to be the right time!

in what scientists are called “unprecedented” I just did laundry and then folded it and put it all the way on the same day.

i love writing porn and i wont feel bad about it. understanding the eroticism of a character is character analysis if u are enlightened.

i love you porn i love you smut i love you intricacies of human sexuality i love erotica i love you freak nasty walls of texts i love you analyzing the subconscious through the lens of sexuality i love you bdsm i love you weird fetishes . u move me