sports is suffering!

i am a biological machine that turns cold cans of Campbell’s soup into shareholder value and nude selfies

Male loneliness this, male loneliness that. Have they tried lobotomies? Tranquilizers? Being fingered by medical professionals? Tearing the yellow wallpaper off the walls of the attic room where your husband keeps you locked up?

I don't understand how this is even a defence in the age of drone warfare.

Or even like... Cannon warfare.

Yeah, the Ottomans could have taken this in the fourteenth century.

How do I... use this? I don't know what to do ;-;

here’s a youtube tutorial by the guy who made it

@gallus-rising

Discworld Heritage Post

I'm gonna be honest for a second. I cant believe people still care about Taylor swift.

I'm gonna be honest for a second. I cant believe people still care about Taylor swift.

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

Found myself wanting to say that "consuming text is easy and passive, unlike video which requires active effort to watch" and then realized this is the opposite of what basically every other human being would say.

don’t date anyone who doesn’t want to hear your favorite song, watch your favorite movie, read your favorite book

12 notes is viral

why are scissors packaged the way they are it’s like they’re taunting us. Oh wow this is such a difficult awful packaging to get through that seems to cause physical damage to your hands as some sort of sick self defense mechanic, if only i had something to help get through it, something sharp perhaps

what sort of sick twisted game is it trying to play here

isn't it fucked up that milfic means military fiction and not "possessing the traits of a milf"