sports is suffering!

I don't care how bad life gets i'm not watching Love Island

I know it is a privilege to feel things deeply but what the fuck

okay you know that scan/photo of a teen girl’s diary entry that goes like “wore yellow dress today. chris keeps trying to talk to me even though he KNOWS i’m not interested! ugh! man landed on moon.” anyway that’s the mood

I keep thinking about this post as I check in on the Artemis II mission throughout the day in between doing my normal tasks. My texts to my girlfriend look like “Aw man I was making pasta for dinner and I dropped the box and now there’s macaroni all over the floor. Houston and Integrity Crew are go for translunar injection by the way”

dude last night was a tennessee williams play

It’s probably a really cool and good sign that this post I made in 2014 is going around again, right?

its dj erectile disfunction on the beat

making sure yall go hard even though i cant

"less is more" is a lie perpetuated by big small to sell more less

legal procedural about a sleazebag lesbian lawyer cruising divorce court to pick up emotionally vulnerable women by helping turn up dirt on their husbands