i'm just, fucking, tossing bikes in the river, bruh

SEPARATE CHURCH (AO3) AND STATE (TRADPUB)

SEPARATE CHURCH (AO3) AND STATE (TRADPUB)

SEPARATE CHURCH (AO3) AND STATE (TRADPUB)

You're right. I SHOULD be able to take the train from Minneapolis to Berlin.

can't get over having "is one of the most popular Men’s Hockey RPF writers on Archive of Our Own, with over two million words and twice the page views of the next most popular writer" as your author bio on Penguin Random House dot com. girl at any point as you sat there collating other writers' page views did you doubt yourself or

when i was in middle school i probably thought that fandom becoming more mainstream would help me feel less shame but instead it’s like having constant 4D secondhand humiliation beamed directly into my skull

not all your fave blorbos can be masochists some of those fuckers gotta enjoy beating the shit out of someone during sex

Look if you've written incest rpf maybe don't attach your ao3 username to a published work. Hot take I guess

It doesn't bug me if people get into hockey for ship reasons or hrpf reasons (I am one of them) (we need to talk about the bio-bdsm to hrpf pipeline)(there are dozens of us!) BUT it does genuinely baffle me that someone could be really into hrpf but not get ADHD-hyperfixated on the sport like what do you MEAN that is the SOURCE MATERIAL that is the CANON. Are you not in here with me??? Watching every game? Spending way too much money on streaming services? Sucking down analysis? Rewatching games you've been to in person to see if your special little guy blows his nose weird? Looking up box scores and highlights so you know who was on the ice during that gay little celly so you can write about it in your fic? Listening to hockey podcasts? Reading stats blogs? Arguing with men on reddit about roster construction???

ill be real the "poly people are uglyyy" thing just feels like cope? like theyre in a polycule. they have directly proven that multiple people find them hot enough to want to be in a relationship, often sexual, with. you have what? one single Monogamous Jessica, and you're terrified she'll leave you as soon as she sees a rooster with bigger tail feathers?

I SHOWED IT TO MY FLIGHT ATTENDANT WHEN HE GAVE ME MY COOKIES AND HE LAUGHED SO HARD HE TOOK MY PHONE TO SHOW IT TO THE OTHER FLIGHT ATTENDANT

I don’t know how you got a good grade in being a passenger on an airline but that’s a totally normal thing to achieve and I’m not seething with jealousy at all.