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life is too fleeting for all this worrying

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Not even in my juiciest yaoi mind palace would I have been able to cook up a situation where present day 40 year old matt would be staring at 26 year old jay as he sleeps peacefully in the old home they made together almost 2 full decades ago. honestly like that is not something normal people think about, only sick freak fujo yearners like matt johnson are able to think of that. we simply have no choice but to salute him
You know, the truth is if you've got a best friend, you won't even notice getting older.
Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025) dir. Matt Johnson
as a canadian, it’s always the funniest things that give away that a ntbts fic writer (or anyone who’s writing for a canadian source material) isn’t also canadian. like wdym gay marriage wasn’t legal in (checks notes) 2008. it literally Was
“They didn't do that plan the next day. They didn't do any plans.” Or…something is up with Jay and Matt intends on fixing it. (baby’s first ao3 fic. world, be kind!)

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Mine
....I don't mind
I'll tag @rasin-c00ldude @bonnie181987 @latinumenthusiast @bubonichronic @hugoreyeswife @pepsicanzonthefloor @elliotmustd1e @fuckin8alien @frerardisreal666 @goatcutter @rowenrefugee @psycocilybe @enora-elk-kirkton @vierraz @whotfisflight and anyone else who want
TGE G MAN?!
@leaderofthechildrenofthecreature
@rat-jester-offical @james-offical
uh??? he can be like my dead wife i guess
@celestialswonders @rrrrrrraaaarh
Fanart I saved.
I’m going to be completely honest since it’s 2012 Donnie, I hope we’re divorced lmao
I personally don’t like guys romantically either so we’d probably just get married for taxes or something
Positive thing: We’d both yap constantly about our hyper fixations together 
@craftycreatureraven
Uhhhh,
This thing I found here (I’m envious)
:P: @itzseraphimm
Oh. Oh no.
Well, at least I know there’s a light at the end of the tunnel (divorce)!
No offense but the way men talk to women sometimes is so……..yikes…….
The sooner you start, the sooner you'll be done with it and the sooner you can stop thinking about it. Go on, up you get, it won't be as bad as you think.
You won't want to do it later either. You might as well just do it now. Even if you don't finish it all, anything you manage to get done now is something you don't have to do later (when you still won't want to do it)
if you're 20-30, and your main circle isn't frequently discussing:
~ lesbian sex
~ rpf
~ cheating in fiction
~ hating ozempic
~ women’s sports
then it's time to elevate your circle
There’s a quality that certain books/movies/TV shows have that leads me to say, “Yeah, I can see people making fanfiction of that.” It’s something to do, I think, with how tight the story is, how much feels open-ended or like it could be elaborated on.
Something like Breaking Bad, for example, has low squiggability (that’s what I’m calling this quality). It’s tightly written, the characters are consistent, there’s little left to interpolate or extrapolate. Obviously, people DO write fanfic of Breaking Bad, but it still has a low squiggability score. Whereas something like Supernatural has a high squiggability score. Fantasy and science fiction often have high squiggability scores. This suggests squiggability could also be related to worldbuilding and potential for people to borrow a premise or setting.
And sometimes you’ll read or watch something and you’ll say, “Ah, low squiggability,” and then you’ll open tumblr and find out that everyone else seem to think its squiggability was very high indeed.

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when i was born they rushed all the nurses into the room. called the whole hospital. Here’s the baby that doesn’t cry they said
we love to applaud performative masculinity
I was a stoic
it's a little thing but it annoys me that both blue marble and hello world (photos of earth taken from the apollo 17 and artemis II missions respectively) are South pole up but people often crop and rotate them to be the 'correct' orientation. appreciate our beautiful planet in all her directions smh.
Unedited "Blue Marble":
Unedited "Hello World":
i fucking hate the “this is the good luck post.” Girl stop contributing to a superstitious environment with ur anecdotes there’s a million goddamn notes on it it’s statistically reasonable that a bunch of people remember the good things that happen after they reblog it
this is the statistically reasonable post, reblogging it will have no effect except for putting this post on your blog
guys this post really works! I reblogged it and it really did put the post on my blog! you need to try it!
is he … you know … open to interpretation?
nobody on this webbed site can read
Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event
Come on, now, op. We all know squidward doesn’t go to the club.
He’s one of those “I’m not like other gays” gays who goes home to a bottle of wine and his obscure 50s vaudeville records, and then mopes because he can never find a boyfriend.
I love this website so much

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my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue