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@bmbl-the-bee
i dont WANT pride months to be over,
on the other hand...
Gay/Queer Pride is over, but remember to support the all disabled people in your lives too. Some of us a way less visible, and rarely get the grace of having our limitations aknowledged.
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how it feels to message a friend who's having Problems that you can't do anything to help with.
god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage
This post made me HUNGER for Chinese food in a way that cannot be quantified
can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do
Me: trying to get to class on time this summer.
The humble campus bus system:
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The whole "Tarik x Ratthi" thing going on in the background of System Collapse is also very funny, because, on one hand, "former member of a corporate death squad with combat training and huge skills in the field + a lot of trauma, and also hates the institution he left with all he got meets charismatic scientist from a pacifist planet" has very good yaoi potential but on the other hand this is (a) murderbot's pov (b) it really, really doesn't give a shit about that
Murderbot was like: "hey, whats going on here? Theres yelling, which is out of character for this group of humans"
ART: you dont want to know....
Murderbot: thats bullshit, they might kill each other. Tell me.
Ratthi, WELL aware that his friend SecUnit would rather DIE than deal with his relationship drama: "dont worry bud, its nothing serious. We are mad about sex things. You can ignore us"
Tarik: ????!
Murderbot, immediately leaving:
does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it
how measurements work in canada (ie/ badly)
Wth Canada???
Americans 🤝Metric Users
(I dont let UK into this, they also use an unholy blend of Imperial and Metric, just differently. If nothing else, American at least STUCK to Imperial units instead of doing some Frankenstein mixture. Shame for UK and Canada not being able to commit to just one system of measurement. Measurement sluts. Two timing on two perfectly good systems that could treat them right if theyd just decide.)
having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved
Eating a nice meal, drinking some water, and taking a shower can literally change my life and fix my mental health. The problem is, I must do it every single day.
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Maybe I can convince y'all to act right by framing things in terms of social engineering. People will be a whole lot more likely to do whatever shit you're trying to hector them into doing if you're not constantly being a dick the whole time. Being niceys is a powerful social engineering tool such as all of the times I have maliciously manipulated people into fulfilling my whims using an evil sociopathic manipulation technique i like to call "asking nice and then saying thanks after"
not enough of a spotlight is shown on Ratthi and Gurathin in Fugitive Telemetry. SecUnit isn't allowed to hack government security systems so it invites its Two Best Guy Friends to come watch it break into a transport ship, AND BOTH OF THEM ARE LIKE "sure thing, sounds fun" ?? They put up the weakest "are you sure this is a good idea?" argument but otherwise just do what SecUnit needs (which is stand in front of security cameras and act as character witnesses). SecUnit's narration also implies that it would have just let its Two Best Guy Friends tag along for the rest of its murder investigation, for funsies, except the cops said no (booooo).
later THE SAME DAY, SecUnit (famously allergic to asking for help) messages their group chat "I need help" with ZERO context, which gives Ratthi and Gurathin such a shock they almost knock their table over. then it facetimes them from the NATIONAL HISTORY MUSEUM to ask which of these Preserved Artifacts works best for jetting out into space? and Ratthi and Gurathin are like, "that one with the red tags, but ummm why?"
"don't worry about it," it says, "I'll tell you later."
then it HANGS UP and they don't hear from it for the rest of the day.
just a day in the life.
Murderbot is probably the most embarrassing hyperfixation to have because oh really? You're hyperfixated on the 'hyperfixates on media to avoid the real world stress and anxiety' media? Is it. Is it to avoid your real world stress and anxiety, perhaps??
auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"
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ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs
after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?
i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out
"who said that" is a powerful spell that casts a defensive bubble around your most vulnerable thoughts
