That was normal.

How many people do you think have lezzed out in Antarctica

not enough

millions of penguins probably have

This is so true and such a good point

so fucked up to me that david dastmalchian looks Like That and is quite gothy in his personal stylings and has a solid casting type of assorted genre fiction freaks and weirdos (affectionate) and literally hosts a talk show where the whole bit is that it's done with both parties lying in coffins and yet he somehow doesn't appear to have ever played a vampire. like there's something metaphysically wrong about this fact. I feel as though some sort of task force or think tank should be assembled to address and resolve the issue. mr dastmalchian if you are somehow reading this then I really cannot stress enough how urgent I believe this matter to be.

@lookninjas

Y'all self conches about titty veins? Lol

We’re self conscious about everything

I’ll suck a blood clot out that MF like I’m Los Feratu

the nice thing about the torture chamber is that it’s the one place you can really be yourself

worst part of using discord with a lot of fun custom emotes is that they become an instinctual part of your texting vernacular. what do you mean i can't just drop an :ashbaby: or :bergentruck: wherever i choose. these glyphs are central to my twisted version of the written english language; communicating without them is like casting a yet-fledged angel from the heavenly balusters and commanding it to soar

i was gonna say “wow, they’re really pushing the came back wrong trope because buffy keeps repeating the exact phrase” until i googled and realise the phrase “came back wrong” literally originates from buffy. this show is like the modern shakespeare