Look What The Cat Dragged In

if you’re not paying attention to trees and how they sway in the wind then what are you even doing

if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

If you asked if he was cool with trans people, he'd probably say "sometimes, aftermarket parts are the only way to get the vehicle you really want. Everyone should have the right to hot rod."

my liege is that item on the shelf too high for you to reach? fear not, i shall grab it for you. HNNNNNGHHH MMMMMHHGGH HHHHHHHH (cant reach it either)well shit my liege

ⓘ A sewing machine is a device that provides a several-fold increase of the speed at which you can make mistakes

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

Is that a miette?

Pride for you!  Pride for a thousand years!!

you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

i support women's wrongs