still in the ocean

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

Also, "Will the organization cover my court costs if I am sued for sexual harassment for asking about someone's genitals?"

oooh okay a human claiming an entire group of animals is useless. how novel.. and you think killing them all would do barely anything? that's so interesting! and you believe you're stating truth right? you're not a biologist either? damn... this... this may be a stroke of genius... you're so right... wow...

I will always find it so absurd that Cassandra Pentaghast is supposedly "straight". she's literally called Lady Seeker

everyones got that fic they chip away at like michaelangelo sculpting david. and brother? its penis month

asked my friends if they knew what i was referencing and they said no. we all know that post where someone divided how long it took michelangelo to sculpt david by it's size and went "yuuuuup. whole month spent on penis" right. sure, my search history is full variations upon "michelangelo penis month tumblr" to no avail, but we all know it. right.

Hi, that was a MBMBAM bit. But i see you and i hear you and i dont know if someone already said something

if you're not 26 years old right now you will be soon

But I just turned 30.....please......dont make me go back there......

i'm sorry there's nothing we can do about it

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

ppl talk about tumblr like it’s dead. ‘this would have done numbers on tumblr’ ’tumblr would have loved this movie” baby we’re still here

sometimes I can still hear its voice