still in the ocean

oooh okay a human claiming an entire group of animals is useless. how novel.. and you think killing them all would do barely anything? that's so interesting! and you believe you're stating truth right? you're not a biologist either? damn... this... this may be a stroke of genius... you're so right... wow...

I will always find it so absurd that Cassandra Pentaghast is supposedly "straight". she's literally called Lady Seeker

everyones got that fic they chip away at like michaelangelo sculpting david. and brother? its penis month

asked my friends if they knew what i was referencing and they said no. we all know that post where someone divided how long it took michelangelo to sculpt david by it's size and went "yuuuuup. whole month spent on penis" right. sure, my search history is full variations upon "michelangelo penis month tumblr" to no avail, but we all know it. right.

Hi, that was a MBMBAM bit. But i see you and i hear you and i dont know if someone already said something

if you're not 26 years old right now you will be soon

But I just turned 30.....please......dont make me go back there......

i'm sorry there's nothing we can do about it

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

ppl talk about tumblr like it’s dead. ‘this would have done numbers on tumblr’ ’tumblr would have loved this movie” baby we’re still here

sometimes I can still hear its voice

Sometimes having an OC is like "this character is an outlet for my insecurity and trauma" and sometimes it's like "this character is an outlet for my love of vampires :)". Sometimes it's both

Sometimes you think it's "this character is an outlet for my love and nothing more :)" and then you look it over later like "shit. product of the deepest depths of my soul again"

he’s not a dilf but i’m glad he’s a dylf

I've seen a lot of people (often while playing Legends ZA for the first time) ask why various former criminals aren't in jail or similar — and typically, I understand the sentiment even though there are in-universe explanations for why not, with said explanations varying from case to case — but the funniest character I've seen that question asked about has got to be AZ. Like, you want to arrest Gilgamesh? You want a modern jury trial for Gilgamesh from Gilgamesh?

In all seriousness, out of all the characters who used the ultimate weapon or conspired as part of a criminal organization to do so, we have two early twenty-somethings who were kids indoctrinated into the criminal cult by their parents and presumably shown leniency for that exact reason, a woman who very much did canonically take a plea deal with strict parole conditions, a guy who everyone reasonably assumed to be dead after a lot of rocks fell on him, several XY characters who aren't in the game because they either did get arrested or got the hell out of dodge to avoid getting arrested, and of course, last but not least, Gilgamesh from Gilgamesh. Like it's not Pokémon World Justice System Hyper-Realism or anything, but it doesn't break my suspension of disbelief that none of them are in prison. Because who is going to be the guy who arrests two hipsters selling cheap coffee for the same crime as Gilgamesh from Gilgamesh.