still in the ocean

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

"You could get up early and do it before work" I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let's focus on things that happen in the real world

writing tip: put words on page. hope this helps. i will not be taking questions because i have not done this

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

Also, "Will the organization cover my court costs if I am sued for sexual harassment for asking about someone's genitals?"

oooh okay a human claiming an entire group of animals is useless. how novel.. and you think killing them all would do barely anything? that's so interesting! and you believe you're stating truth right? you're not a biologist either? damn... this... this may be a stroke of genius... you're so right... wow...

I will always find it so absurd that Cassandra Pentaghast is supposedly "straight". she's literally called Lady Seeker

everyones got that fic they chip away at like michaelangelo sculpting david. and brother? its penis month

asked my friends if they knew what i was referencing and they said no. we all know that post where someone divided how long it took michelangelo to sculpt david by it's size and went "yuuuuup. whole month spent on penis" right. sure, my search history is full variations upon "michelangelo penis month tumblr" to no avail, but we all know it. right.

Hi, that was a MBMBAM bit. But i see you and i hear you and i dont know if someone already said something

if you're not 26 years old right now you will be soon

But I just turned 30.....please......dont make me go back there......

i'm sorry there's nothing we can do about it