The Cookie Jar

Just bought 2 of this guy’s paintings, like holy shit are they dope!!!!

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I’m not sure you could make a box that could contain Shel Silverstein.

they´re in Plato´s cave 

a bird just ran right past me with a worm in its beak and the resemblance to those anime girls running to school with a slice of bread in their mouths was uncanny

You’re an actor famous for playing a god on stage. That god is now at your front door asking if you could cover for them while they go on holiday.

And string bean in a Halloween costume 🎃

Grabbing you by the shirt and looking directly into your eyes. Listen to me. Listen. Just listen. Hunter knows the Wittebane lore. He might have only been dead for a few minutes but it felt like hours to him. He met Caleb in the in-between. It was awkward and weird and awful but they did have a very long conversation. Caleb told him the whole story. Hunter screamed and cried and begged Flapjack not to leave him for hours and hours. That's why he's so calm when he wakes up. He's exhausted. Caleb passed on once Flapjack was returned to him. Listen to me.

I just think a wandering soul of a 20something dude from 1600s Conneticut who's been dead for 400 years would have a very funny, awkward, disturbed and horrified reaction to a teenage boy constructed out of his corpse and also the teenage boy would probably try to punch his lights out. Of course I'm gonna opt to believe they met when Hunter died. I love mess.