mr hard

The dead horse beats me

what you experience is hyperfixation, which is pathological. what I experience is psychosexual obsession， which is also pathological, but in a darkly chic and subversive way. thank you for understanding.

What's interesting is I experience a more beautiful version of your pain

"Write character relationships that are normal" WRONG ☝ CODEPENDENCY BEAM 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

can i come over n bite u hard as fuck