mr hard

The dead horse beats me

if you're a ceaseless watcher it must feel good as fuck to turn your gaze upon a wretched thing

DJ keep the music volume the exact same

(no beers in) does anyone wanna keep me as their house pet forever

We genuinely need to romanticize aging because the dread destroys us all

Watching Alex Horne put his own tv show into a tonal nosedive every single episode just for the pleasure of watching Greg Davies find a way to rescue it anyway is oddly unlike anything I've ever seen on television before I think

People who are making posts telling us what is happening over on threads, twitter, and Instagram are like war correspondents sending us reports from the front.

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

Hello bisexual community

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