Captain Butch Flowers

Agent Georgia you best stop suckling on Agent Florida right now

*flirting* caught you looking at corpses the other day

Laying on the autopsy table all by yourself, handsome?

@fizzfags this feels like sometbing you'd do.

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

I don’t know about human surgeons, but that’s a suture pattern I use to close skin all the time and you can see why.

remember not to embroider the patient

“We used it first, keep going.” Hell yeah grandma.

please embroider the patient

First base is violence second base is convoluted codependence third base is applying pressure to the vulnerable parts of their body to keep their entrails from spilling out

You know when Terry Pratchett said 'It doesn't stop being magic just because you know how it works'? Yeah, he meant this.

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go