the chesapeake bane

sometimes a tumblr user will post something like “I just don’t think we can map cis gender dynamics onto a trans context!” and then you look into the context and it’s like, a trans man calling a trans woman a “fucking feminist bitch” and it’s like. well this one maps pretty cleanly I think

lestat immediately after ruining everyone around him’s lives: how would i describe myself? well i am much like the giving tree in the classic shel silverstein novel “the giving tree”

look at the republican calendar and see which animal/plant/item is associated with your birthday ok. if you're born january 14 you get the day of the cat

solidarity for everyone who was born on the day of the cistern or the watering can or something like that

interview with the masquerade

vampire: the vampire

interesting worldbuilding implied in the “that urchin jessaerys” post because the translation of jesse to jessaerys is obviously using the structure of, like, valyrian names specifically. and like in terms of the history of valyrian people in westeros (walder of house white obviously being westerosi with the name “walder” and the reference to noble house structure) it was all nobles on dragonstone and the prominence of incest works as a way to inform the reader that marriage with other noble houses in westeros wasn’t common. so for jessaerys to be an urchin while walder is mentioned by house…it’s possible he’s like a targaryen or velaryon or whatever who is being referred to this way derisively because he doesn’t behave according to his class. like maybe the speaker of this post is a relation of his so they don’t need to specify house like we all know jessaerys. alternatively he could be a lowborn bastard whose peasant parent gave him a valyrian name possibly as like a way to remain in favor of the noble parent, like how walder frey has bastard walders. he could also just be some peasant kid with a valyrian name because his parents are ballsy which i would respect bc never let them know your next move. i don’t remember jesse’s situation in breaking bad so i don’t know which of these maps the best onto what was happening there but a story is literally being told

It’s actually so misogynistic to assume hetero Jessica doesn’t also jerk it to twinks in panties

is it weird if i say i genuinely wish there was more positivity aimed at people w large chests

"having a large chest is the beauty standard" no having a large chest is the Sexual standard theres a difference. i can only even be Hot and everything i ever wear will be deemed too sexual for every single situation. tank top shows too much cleavege or side boob a button up is always too busty and a crop top will always show too much skin. having a large chest leads to so much back pain and sexualization and complaining about it makes people go "ahh grass is alwahs greener/you are the beauty standard, why complain?" like genuinely i urge yall to watch anything with a larger chested woman and notice, REALLY notice, that her chest is her entire personality. notice that people critiqing misogynist charavter designs alwayd tend to rally in the statement that large chest=misogny, casting aside the Many Many Many women and people who look like Me and just . have a large chest? and exist? and deserve respect and not to be seen as nothing more than a sex symbol by both sides? idk ikdayy

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

$6 coffee oh ill see myself out