friend: can you not turn corners so fast while you’re driving? you’re giving me whiplash
me: *speaking under my breath* 2014, directed by Damien Chazelle, starring Miles Teller and
friend: what? what the fuck?
me: what? hmm? I didn’t say anything
Misplaced Lens Cap
Three Goblin Art
Sade Olutola
Stranger Things
Jules of Nature

if i look back, i am lost
Today's Document
Keni
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
$LAYYYTER

pixel skylines
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

Kaledo Art

Product Placement
YOU ARE THE REASON
trying on a metaphor
cherry valley forever

#extradirty

seen from Poland
seen from Türkiye

seen from Mexico

seen from Türkiye

seen from Türkiye
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia

seen from Türkiye
seen from United States

seen from Poland
seen from Sweden
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Türkiye

seen from Türkiye
@mauvemails
friend: can you not turn corners so fast while you’re driving? you’re giving me whiplash
me: *speaking under my breath* 2014, directed by Damien Chazelle, starring Miles Teller and
friend: what? what the fuck?
me: what? hmm? I didn’t say anything

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
1981 Women's Day Magazine
for every post about evil TME trans men stealing women’s spaces from “real women” I transition another girl into a man and go to a women’s clinic with him. yes really. soon there won’t be any women or girls left in the world it’ll all be gross men talking about our IUDs
This is such a bizarre way to phrase it? If your argument is that reproductive/sex healthcare should not be segregated by gender, then why do you make all women the butt of your joke? What do you mean by "real women"? Why do you specify TME? Does expressing your anger over your discrimination by taking it out on all women not come across as misogynistic to you? Genuinely trying to understand
salmon so tasty it make me eat hasty / when salmon is finished the joy is diminished
did you know "andy serkis" is short for "andymazing digitial serkis"
if they replaced guilty gear with a labyrinth it'd be a maze in bridget's old servers
yucks pucks fucks this webcite

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
When I was a preteen and a teenager I never liked wearing bikinis or anything super revealing like low cut tops or super short skirts or short shorts. But everyone, including my mom and aunts and grandma, insisted it was because I was 'too insecure' about my body, that I wasn't confident enough. They were so sure that if I just 'gained some confidence' and 'learned to love my body' that I'd love showing off my body, that I'd love wearing bikinis and tiny little tight low cut tops and mini skirts. Other girls would ask me why I was so "scared" to show off my body and try to "help" me by encouraging me to show off more and buying me really tight and revealing clothes as presents (just like other girls would try to 'help' me or 'rescue' me by buying me makeup and showing me how to put it on, even though my mom had already bought me makeup and shown me how to put it on, I just didn't want to)
I did get more confidence in my body and learned to love my body more as I got older, except, this didn't change how confident I felt in 'showing off'. I still never liked feeling exposed, I was still never comfortable in tight or revealing clothes. I still feel most comfortable and confident in more masculine clothes, and honestly men's clothes / masculine clothes are pretty modest when it comes down to it. I like masculine shorts that are baggy and come down to my knees and that's just so much more comfortable and so much easier to move in than tiny tight short shorts. I like masculine shirts because they're loose and comfortable and I can move around in them so easily and not feel restricted. When I go to use my sister or neighbor's hot tub my swim bottoms are board shorts and my swim top is shaped more like a sports bra than a bikini top.
And that gets me thinking about how this connection between 'being confident with your body' and being willing to show off your body is pretty gendered. It's only women who get told they must not be confident or must not love their body because they don't want to wear a bikini or don't want to wear tight and low cut / short clothes. Imagine telling your average cishet man "why do you wear these long baggy shorts and baggy jeans all the time, and you only wear loose baggy t-shirts, I never see you showing any skin or wearing anything a little more fitted, you need to grow some confidence! It's okay to show off! Here, try on this bikini I got you for your birthday, don't you love it! What do you mean you feel embarrassed and don't want to be seen in it? Don't you wanna be fun and show off a little? Jeeze you need to relax and get more comfortable with your body :/ "
Yeeted Rivalry: I’ve had this stuck in my head for months and needed to get it out.
Yep, I made a frutiger aero soft soap alien… 💧🐠🤍🫧🧼
The cleanomorph
GO ON ANON AND ASK ME ANYTHING YOU WANT

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
always saying this
happy pride to my favorite gif in the world
I do think there's a thing we need to address about how often Trump voters / conservatives are treated as something out in the "real world" that people are avoiding, and liberals / leftists are framed as Overly Online. It's a thing a lot of people further somewhat unconsciously in a lot of left-wing political Internet spaces.
First off, this could not be less true right now. The current right wing quite literally got this way by being way too online! Even putting aside the infinite discussions about how Gamergate and 4chan created the modern alt-right. JD Vance and Elon Musk are way more out of touch with how niche their opinions actually are than your average campus activist. I mean, there literally are more people in the U.S. who agree with campus protesters about Gaza, massive numbers more, than agree with many of the things that Vance and Musk believe. And those guys are unaware of how weird they are because they spend all their time in Internet echo chambers, in Musk's case one he literally built to be that. The average Tumblr user is far more likely to be exposed regularly to political views they strongly disagree with than these people are when they log on. Second, I've talked about how political opinions are not evenly spread around the country. It is not that the U.S. is 50/50 liberals/conservatives everywhere you go. A lot of Democratic voters are concentrated in places full of other Democrats. If I did want to seek out Trump supporters to talk to, I am significantly more likely to find them online than I am by leaving my house in Baltimore. Third, and perhaps most concerning - I can't be the only one who sees echoes of "right-wing America is the Real America and the liberal areas are full of elites who are out of touch!" in this rhetoric, right? Again, I don't think people are (always) doing it intentionally, especially on Tumblr. It's an example of how deeply right-wing political narratives have seeded into people's brains that this comes up so much on left-leaning corners of the Internet.
But we must, must strenuously reject rhetoric suggesting that conservatism is more authentic, salt-of-the-earth than either liberalism or leftism. Starting with that it's deeply racist, for reasons I hope I don't have to explain. Second, because it's just not true. Third, it distracts from how left-wing policies help everyone, and conservatives can only maintain their power by lying through a massive propaganda network of TV and Internet.
Seeing discourse about this again (not necessarily on Tumblr which I've been less active on lately, around the Internet, but there are a few people on here who bring this up every once in a while) so just a reminder: "the candidate should fit the district" goes both ways. I see a lot of people who use this to mean "the Democrat who runs for an R+2 district probably shouldn't be a hardline progressive" and sure, but then those same people throw fits when a deep-blue urban district in New York or Boston or Austin or Portland elects a self-described socialist who has a history of criticizing Netanyahu or supporting defunding police departments and it's like... y'all, this is also a district electing someone who represents what they stand for. I get that some specific people on here who pretend to be pragmatic but at this point are just genuine centrists in terms of their own politics don't want to hear this, but progressives also deserve to have representatives who represent us. And people who are on the left are allowed to be frustrated with centrists who keep voting differently than they would vote on issues they care about, and an overly moderate candidate can be demotivating for a progressive electorate. It's fine for those voters to say "nah, let's pick someone who actually fits what we want in a representative." That's what voting is supposed to do!
Anyway, if you want to take issue with overly-extreme candidates representing parts of the country that are much swingier, the issue there is on the Republican side. There are lots of hardened MAGA in R+singledistrict suburban districts that could easily flip this year with some nudging. There's the Texas Senate race. Idk I think the idea of Ken Paxton and Ted Cruz being the representatives for a state full of minorities, progressives and liberals of all shapes, and immigrants should be the thing that's engaging you far more than Brooklyn socialists electing other Brooklyn socialists.
the most occidentalist cnovel I ever binged via MTL was about a chinese guy reincarnating into europe right before the black plague & teaching the savage europeans how to cook food and do agriculture and industry properly and inventing an innoculation for the plague and he wound up gay marrying the sexy young pope & collecting a really unreasonable number of magical animal companions along the way, including a tiger. the tiger's introduction led to my favorite author's note in the following chapter, which was basically "I've been informed Europe doesn't have tigers but I don't really give a fuck" ... that was kind of charming.

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
KICK THE CAN!
Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.
To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.
the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now
And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!
Sorry, Millennials, but recent paleontologist findings and hyolaryngeal apparatus reconstructions no longer support the hypothesis that "rawr" means "I love you" in dinosaur.
I made you a bibliography but I eated it :(