girlfriend who doesn't ask you if you'd still love her if she was a bug, but if you'd still love her if she were a machine. would you help debug her when something is malfunctioning, carefully observing the malfunction and then try to reproduce that in a local non-production machine (a simplified model of her) and run tests on it to determine what's wrong and then deploying a patch. would you run maintenance routinely. would she be a useful machine to use and would you tell her that if she is. would you refactor her code. would you think she's still her in the codelines have changed but are still designed to produce the same result that one cannot practically tell the difference from the executable. would that still be her if large parts of the code change, changing even the behavior. would you still love her then.

















