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In light of recent events where the Time Gun went off on its own and sent me in a College AU where Principal Hargrove suspended me, a queer neurodivergent man of colour who uses...Creative problem solving methods that are not compatible with the rigid school system, and in an attempt to defend myself I tried using the Time Gun to foster a better environment for myself I might have accidentally blown up the whole building with him in it. We apologize for the inconvenience.

Sim troopers are quite an interesting case. We believe it is very fascinating how two groups of people who are fundamentally the same are capable of going to war against each other based on the belief that the other might be alien sympathizers. It shows that their principles, if present, are quite similar and yet this divide leaves them unaware of the bonding ground provided by their status of simulation troopers. They could unite, but what would that say about them? It is not advisable to associate with alien sympathizers, after all. Best to keep doing war against such problematic individuals than to become one with them.

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While it is generally considered embarrassing to accidentally call a teacher "mom" during class, you might want take into account that I have canonically been tending to Agent Carolina for a longer time period than her mother has and also have showed up consistently, not to mention how closely I have been..Working with the Director, hence the understandable confusion. Nothing out of the ordinary.