occasionally subtle
cherry valley forever
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
if i look back, i am lost
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
Today's Document
taylor price
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shark vs the universe
Game of Thrones Daily
Keni
we're not kids anymore.
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Sloppy from Sesame Street
[Image Id: two photographs of Sloppy, a muppet baby worm. She is yellow with darker stripes and has black beads for eyes. The upper picture has the worm wearing a bonnet with her mouth open, while the latter shows her crawling with a pink strand of hair tied with a bow. End Id]
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[Image Id: a photo of a dog looking out of the window of a car. The car door reflects the legs of the person taking the photo, making it look like the dog has human legs. End Id]
Maybe there’s someone in this abandoned clown factory who can help us
this is what companies say every time they try to buy tumblr
I wish that if people are gonna portray Ralsei as evil they would characterize him correctly instead of the cliche ass “muahaha I was just pretending to be cute and friendly I was evil this whole time”. if he was a villain he would still be the most insecure little loser about it and try to sincerely convince Kris that. nevermind I just found the funniest image ever
[End Id: A fake screenshot of Deltarune. Kris and Susie are facing a forlorn Ralsei in Castle Town. In the textbox, Ralsei says “Susie, you ate Johnny Chalk, my father, in Deltarune Chapter 1…”]
I approve of powerscaling discourse only in utterly senseless contexts. I don't give a shit about which shōnen protagonists could beat up which other shōnen protagonists, but I will 100% read your five thousand word essay exploring the subtle nuances of establishing a tiered ranking of the Smurfs.
"Could Batman beat Captain America" trite, tedious, bullshit. "Could Deadpool beat Roger Rabbit" now you have my attention.
[Image Id: Six posts from the Reddit channel who would win. In order
1. Four men that are permanently hopped up on Adderall with indestructible shovels vs a sentient Jeep Wrangler with an IQ of 5000.
2. Is there literally any way the Gang from It’s Always Dunny in Philadelphia could beat Darth Maul?
3. The penguins of Madagascar have 72 hours and the US military budget to find Bin Laden.
4. Can Batman guide a tortoise across the U.S. during the zombie apocalypse?
It’s 5 years into the zombie apocalypse. Resources are scarce and the humans are losing battle, but there is hope. Bruce Wayne is holed up in LA with a tortoise.
5. Gordon Ramsey can breathe underwater. Can he fix the Chum Bucket.
6. Kevin McAllister (Home Alone) is now a youngling in the Jedi Temple during Revenge of the Sith. Can he beat Anakin?
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jeepeon (based on this image from Let's Find Pokemon)
[Gif ID: a pixelated 3D render of a smiling Jolteon driving a jeep in a field. End ID]
[Video Description: a very low-quality video of Heavy from Team Fortress 2 swimming in the air while the Super Mario 64 underwater theme plays]
genius. it creates energy clones of itself to gather resources, while the main body stays alert and safe. and if i attack, it can simply swap bodies with one of its clones
[Image Id: Five Canadian geese in a patch of grass next to parking lot. Four are pecking at the grass while the fifth looks at the parking lot. End Id]
If “Running in the 90′s” was in A Major rather than A Minor
[Image Id: a four-panel comic of a small cartoon dog. Firstly, the dog looks a small green pea on the ground. The dog then gently picks up the pea with its mouth and walks over to its bed. The last panel has the dog lies curled up in its bed, the pea beside it. End Id]
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when your stomach is really mad at you and you're not sure which one of your fourteen unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it
somehow my app bugged and cut the last nine words off so I thought op was a cow or something
[Image Id: a cow standing by a beach overlooking the water looking contemplative. Red text surrounds the cow reading ‘when your stomach is really mad at you and you’re not sure which one’. End Id]
intimacy between an evil spiteful building-sized supercomputer and the lone scientist left behind after everyone else ditched and forgot about her (in which computer wants to kill scientist really bad but her programming wont let her so she just attempts to make her as miserable as possible instead, which also doesn't work because scientist is a freak)
assorted hellens
[Image Id: various drawings of Hellen from Look Outside.
Once I "made" a custom emoji for my mum by crudely drawing a hijab on it and now whenever she wants me to buy a coffee for her I get a text like this
absolutley enchanted by cobepee
[ID: A Discord message from "Mum", whose profile picture has been covered by a coffee emoji. It contains a photo of a hamster, whose eyes have been edited to be comically large and teary. Drawn over its head is a hijab with a pink bow. Below the image is a message that reads: "Cobepee?"
A colored doodle of the same hamster next to a cup of coffee with steam lines and doodles of flowers rising off of it. End ID]
The animatic is done!! 💕
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My Boss the Demiurge
Anthropomorphic designs for 3 miscellaneous Simpsons characters
