Lemon Drop

yes i DO want you to suck on the fingers that are going to fill, stretch and fuck you five minutes later. what about it?

Its only 3pm but puppy wants alcohol,,,,

No it's not that I don't appreciate the flirting, I just wish you wouldn't do it while I'm in the middle of vivisecting you. Yes I know that it's really hot when I'm covered in your blood elbow deep in your chest cavity that's why I keep vivisecting you. But I keep getting flustered and dropping your liver and its really slippery so I keep dropping it over and over again leading to very comedic slapstick comedy where I slip on your blood and fall over really funny

posts that are significantly funnier with timestamps. what the fuck was i doing on christmas posting this

wanna be grabbedddd!!! grab my ass!!! grab my thighs and pull me into you!!!! grab my hips!!!!!

hearing 'good boy, good boy, good boy, good boy' chanted breathlessly over and over while they're ruthlessly pounding you into the mattress. thats it thats the post

ai could never outdo my beautiful perverted mutuals

this is because they write with their mind penis and have terrible childhoods and horrible luck, which seems to be the key factor in writing shakespeare level smut

hey you kind of set off my prey drive. wanna get out of here ? you first

[new to sadism] I'm gonna hurt the blood out of you

[new to masochism] no 😦

I really really really want to just get hit so hard that after I can’t think