will we get the J/C apology scene that is worthy of deomonstrating the connection of their relationship and allowing it to to have time to breathe w/out racing to the next plot driven scene? Because, right now, I have to tell you- I need some J/C balanced into this show.
There’s a clip in the preview for 4x11 that makes it seem like we’re getting some version of that scene…
Claire and Jamie need to reconnect, though, and get back on the same page as a couple. But also, as I mentioned last week, Jamie and Claire are getting to be so one-note this season that they’re boring. Which is really unfortunate since in the later books, when their relationship is “solid” as the talking points go, they are at their most playful with each other.
Here are some bits from books five through eight:
When Claire makes sure the bed itself is ready for her to ride Jamie
When Jamie titty fucks Claire
When they watch each other masturbate and then bang outside in a garden they broke into
When Jamie sticks his finger up Claire’s bum
When they bang under a tree in the middle of a wedding reception
When they bang in someone else’s barn
When Jamie uses mosquito repelling ointment as lube because he’s tired but really wants to bang Claire
When they happen to find themselves at an empty tent in the middle of an army camp and are like yep, time for a quickie
When Jamie makes Claire a knife that perfectly fits her hand because he’s memorized how her hand feels on his dick (not secks, but cute af)
When Claire has a secksi dream, starts masturbating, and then Jamie wakes up and is like hey, I can help with this
When Jamie tries and fails to use a 20th century reference about himself in bed and it’s adorable
When they bicker about where Claire bit Jamie on their wedding night
When Jamie fucks Claire half out the window
When they joke about goosebumps being secksi and being blindingly pale and then bang where their new house is going to be built
When Jamie has a very graphic confession involving a butter churn
When it turns out Jamie isn’t dead so they bang in someone else’s potting shed
When Jamie is all “sounds fake, but ok” when Claire says women can think and bang at the same time
When Claire makes Jamie go to brothels with her (again, not secks, but cute af)
When Jamie thinks about how awesome Claire is at secks when she’s had a few drinks
When Claire thinks it’s fucking hilarious that Tsisqua keeps sending naked women to Jamie’s bed
When they bicker about if Claire farts in her sleep and it’s adorable af
When Claire wakes up with a creampie situation and decides to do some science with Jamie’s jizz
When Jamie gives his balls a reassuring squeeze because he feels bad that his sperm are so crowded in there
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