Peter Pan Was Right

This is mesmerizing.

Okay but I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS

i knew a surgeon and he once told me “nobodys insides look like how the textbooks say they will. you never know what you’re going to find in there once you open them up” and that was easily the most ominous thing anyone’s ever said to me

With the expert athletes on the sidelines yelling tips

raccoons and their… little hands

as a child of divorce few things are as funny to me as the concept of alimony like you have to pay your ex-wife recompense for the crime of being a fail husband

When he ugly but he ugly cute to you

yo how much dirt you gotta throw in the ocean to make a new country

my sense of humor: getting birthday cards with the wildly incorrect age on it for people

King

The lack of self awareness from the woman who’s hair and clothes are hand-me-downs from the 90s

goood afternoon gamers i see we all need therapy