Tacky

Can you be a fucking hater with me for a second

My names Ian short for Amphibian.

i understand why undersexed husbands get super into home improvement. my lover’s had an opposite work schedule to mine for 4 days and it’s got me putting joint compactor in my walls with a spackling knife

is no one going to reply “at least somebody’s getting their holes filled”? do i have to do everything myself? my god, am i the only person on this website? the only person alive? can you hear me? can you hear me? hello? i said im FILLING HOLES. IN MY WALL. WITH JOINT COMPOUND. and i am NOT DOING A GOOD JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!

*power goes out* it's ok! *Cracks my dick and it turns into a glow stick*

you VACCINATE miette?

What the fuck!

turns out when they say “don’t accept food from strangers” and “don’t get in a stranger’s car”, it’s actually about government vehicles

“male character gets a girlfriend whos just him but a girl” is one of the worst tropes except for grundgetta from sesame street who rules