Rai here, let's chill

we closed 15 minutes ago and this one customer is still shopping and giving us attitude

closed 20 minutes ago and this bitch still has her cart. my manager is getting pissed. 👀

 T A D A S H I 

That sounds about right for Mythbusters.

- Blendo was put together before Mythbusters was a thing - Blendo was so strong and dangerous (for throwing debris into the audience) that The Boys were asked to withdraw it in exchange for a co champion title - they re-entered Blendo years later when the protective wall was much higher. It was once again asked to be withdrawn for a co champion title for the same reason. - copy cat Blendos started appearing and would tear each other apart - Blendo is in the robot hall of fame - Blendo is too strong and powerful

OOOOH POWERFUL BOT.

STOP PRAYING THE ROBOT IS TOO STRONG.

LET HIM SPIN

Spiral Power

*cries in musician*

The brain is just 8 lbs of meat that sits in complete darkness and plays a video game of what it thinks is the most realistic thing ever.

it’s 3lbs, not 8. also it’s not really meat, it’s mostly fat with some water and salt. You have a wad of soggy bacon inside your skull. And this blob of gross unprocessed jello somehow manages to run a complex biomechanical suit using less electricity than it takes to work a lightbulb. And people wonder why humans are so fucking weird and have odd experiences that aren’t actually real. I mean, if a bowl of tapioca pudding managed to hallucinate so vividly it invented calculus, it also going “dude, i heard a weird noise and i’m 100% sure it was the ghost of the neighbor’s cat which hasn’t actually died yet” would be just as expected as anything else.

Omfg dying

The dedication, the research the art.

what a time to be alive

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OH MY GOD. ACTUALLY USEFUL LIFEHACKS. I HAVE MISSED YOU.