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Ok now we have a booping feature I propose to tumblr next ides of March we have a stabbing counter and the person with the most stabs gets crowned Caesar and the blog with the most stabbings gets crowned Brutus

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Steve, as soon as Robin answers the phone: I know. I know. I'm fine. Everything is fine.
Steve: I was crossing the street and a car clipped me* but it's fine. I’m fine.
Steve: I even went to the hospital** as a precaution***. They said I’m fine. I even met a guy****
Robin: You have a date with a doctor?
Steve:
Steve: Yeah, sure. Something like that***
*flew over the hood
**by ambulance
***because he was unconscious
****Eddie Munson aka Corroded Coffin guitarist aka the guy that hit Steve with his car aka not a doctor just a guy in a doctor who shirt
Eddie, simultaneously, on the phone to Wayne: I KILLED A MAN.*
Eddie: I saw a man running with no shirt on and a hairy chest and then I hit him.
Eddie: With my van!
Eddie: AND HE DIED.**
Wayne:
Eddie: I have a date with him on Friday.***
*He did not
**Not dead
***At Enzo's!
Enjoy being while becoming
While I like the headcanon that Peter drinks a shit ton of coffee/energy drinks, i personally headcanon Peter (or any spider-person for that matter) can’t have caffeine like at all
My main reason for this are the studies that tested the effects certain drugs, including caffeine, had on spiders.
spiderman brand new day and the importance of care. mj not loving peter due to not knowing him, but still caring about him enough to invite him up, to draw him, to send frank to watch him, to give him advice and be concerned. ned not remembering what spiderman means to him, but trying to find him anyway to thank him. frank worrying about this kid who is determined to save everybody he possibly could. peter caring about jean grey, taking a bullet for her despite almost all his interactions with her being antagonistic, because she exists, and she deserves so much better. jean crying over peter getting shot, because he was kind and promised to be there for her and made good on that promise immediately, even though she ended up there because of him. new york and their care for spidey.
peter parker and his care for everybody- his family, his friends, people he has never met, people who have continually tried to hurt him.
spiderman: brand new day and the importance of care of any kind.

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Unique Will Byers headcanons that I love: -vegetarian -mortuary cosmetologist/assistant occupation -dark humor about his upside down trauma
a tiny photographer
❌ “friends don’t look at friends like that” devalues friendship/platonic forms of love, pushes amatonormativity
❌ “historians will call them friends” devalues historians and forces complex relationships into modern simplicities, also devalues friendship/platonic forms of love
✅ “do they know its legal now” suggests the characters are stupid, poorly suggests that this is the only barrier to their relationship—both of which are funny as hell
Penelope Garcia being a ghost writer except she didn't write anything and it's just her secretly creating AO3

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snoopy as gregor samsa
monday cost me twenty bucks, tuesday cost me forty bucks, thursday cost me ninety bucks, it's friday, what the fuck #inflation
Hey man. Not my mountain not my eagle not my liver. Not my problem
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42 personal questions ask game
how many followers do you have?
when’s the last time you went on a date
how many posts have you made?
What type of shoes do you wear?
what colour are the walls of your room
where are you right now? (not exact location. ex: at a park)
would you consider yourself good at art?
who was your first kiss?
do you still sleep with stuffed animals?
what’s your favourite piece of clothing you own?
do you live in an urban, suburban, or rural area?
what’s your favourite store to shop at? (online or irl)
if you had to choose one POSITIVE word to describe yourself, what would it be?
do you collect anything?
what’s the last thing you ate?
if you go to therapy, do you like your therapist?
what’s one thing you want to buy, but don’t have the money or resources to get?
Who’s the first person you can think of?
how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real?
If you could revive one tv show that has been cancelled, what show would it be?
do you consider yourself a part of any alternative subculture? if so, which one(s)?
who was your childhood favourite music artist?
CDs or record players?
Do you believe in any conspiracy theories?
would you get back together with an ex if given the opportunity?
favourite kid’s show character?
is the person you call your best friend actually your best friend?
when you’re sad, do you prefer to listen to music to match your mood, or listen to happy music?
what’s the last outfit you wore?
do you have any online friends?
least favourite clothing style that is currently popular
how often do you do your laundry?
do you prefer silver or gold jewelry?
what’s your book/movie/tv guilty pleasure?
if you could change your hair however you want, how would you change it?
do you paint your nails?
what’s an uncommon/specific /obscure topic you’re interested in?
what’s the name of your first pet/what would you name your first pet if you had one?
what’s one feature you would change on tumblr?
what’s the most interesting item you own?
would you rather go on a date at a museum or a concert?
what’s one regret you have?

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tag yourself but it’s every criminal minds season 5 episode described in 3 words
part of my “one show, three words” series inspired by paget’s instagram ↳ season 4 found here
5x01: surgeon career deterrent
5x02: pharmacist career deterrent
5x03: ex-mafia rossi confirmed
5x04: in your walls
5x05: just making michaels
5x06: extreme eyeball overload alternative: everyone's eyeball shortage
5x07: dracula catches strays
5x08: anti-immigration fear mongering
5x09: hotch's worst day alternative: haley's worst day alternative: haley's last day
5x10: valet parking (deadly)
5x11: emily vs. truck
5x12: a barbieful nightmare
5x13: choking (negative) (deadly)
5x14: biblically accurate financebro alternative: patrick bateman (unsuccessful)
5x15: string bean unsub
5x16: evan peters ("teenage")
5x17: a mid-pee kidnapping :/
5x18: straight emily propaganda alternative: mick rawson propaganda
5x19: big guns, everyone alternative: average anti-immigration dude
5x20: emily demolishes reid
5x21: hotch quarter zip
5x22: facebook cautionary tale
5x23: suspiciously handsome detective alternative: average heatwave behavior