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“why don’t they teleport back” because they’re not on the planet where everyone can teleport anymore. try to keep up dumbass

queue this post when it’s your birthday and be surprise

I still think that should be the thing for which he's the most famous. It should be brought up every time he's mentioned. In any news article, any interview, any history book. "Elon Musk, who was offered a chance to end world hunger and turned it down." Put it on his fucking gravestone.

love leopard seals. they are so dragon coded. that is an entire mammalian marine wyrm

i don’t think sex on tv is appropriate unless you see the cock otherwise it’s manipulating the viewer and basically gaslighting the audience

What about violence in movies?

glad you asked. they also have to show cock.

Show me shark pics, internet man

don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.

the older i get, the more i need time & personal space to be as boring as possible