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my best friend linen my brother in arms cotton my partner wool my beautiful sister silk

our sick deranged enemy polyester....

the demon lord, prince of lies, "Vegan Leather"...

the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot

You should never forget the Tommy Gun

World Heritage Post

While I do like obikin never talking about whatever they have going on ever I also like the idea that Anakin confessed to Obi-Wan (in his very intense and unsettling way ofc 🫶 ) shortly before AOTC, got a rejection and a lecture of a lifetime, and that's why he is Like That in it. I love you master. you're the closest thing I have to a father. except not really but also kind of and isn't it fucked up that I'm in love with you and we both know it and have to live with it now. I'm going to go murder a village. fuck you.

happy pride month for it/its users, polyamorous people, xenogenders, non-transitioning trans people, and other "weird" identities. btw

fuck health issues fr. i should have a little screen that tells me exactly whats wrong and whag to do about it

What do you mean it's already the 3rd. What happened? Literally what happened? How did we get here

No but how in the fuck are we halfway through 2026?? Like 2026 still doesn't even sound like a real year to me

Stop, man, please. I think I'm gonna go cower in some corner and cry because what. What the fuck happened

We can cry in the corner together <3

Wow. Yeah. Weirdly comforting. Please, let's cry in the corner together <3

This feels like we collectively just went through the five stages of grief tbh