forever if you ask

shane is a bottom through and through, but unlike in many other queer media, he isn't effeminate or delicate. he's masculine and brash and jocky, he works his grill and sets up fires and wears fucking.. khaki pants or whatever. he's just a guy. a guy that prefers to be fucked.

ilya likes topping (although he would be down for whatever as long as it makes shane happy) but he isn't some burly, macho "i will dominate you" dude like tops are shown. he wears his cunty little jean paul gaultier tiger print and slutty tank tops, and he's sassy and has a gay accent in russian and makes these flamboyant hand gestures. they don't take away from his masculinity, but the important thing is that ilya doesn't have to be gruff and manly and stoic.

Ilya: So I hear you tried to get Shane to cheat on me with a personal trainer with his dad's name.

JJ: dude I did not know you were together and also he was so fucking stressed out! I figured getting laid would help!

Ilya: Oh it does 😉

Shane: Kill me now

JJ: but now I've got all these single gay dudes in my phone and I've hooked some of them up with each other but I was vetting them for a really specific guy, you know?

Ilya: And now all your hard work is wasted, very sad. Not everyone can be amazing gay hockey matchmaker like me.

JJ: ...you don't happen to know any anxious glasses-wearing second overall draft picks in need of a man, do you?

Shane: Jesus, I can't believe I'm going to let that asshole fuck me 'til I cry tonight.

Hayden: You know, you don't have to.

when it's so serious you have to break out vivaldi... again

supporting the shane as snoopy agenda