"i would probably get off the ice"

No amount of RPF will ever compare to the crimes of TMZ

aftercare for posting on ao3

your fic was good you did grammar good you’re the kind of freak people like everything’s cool dude :^)

watching heated rivalry as a life long fanfic enjoyer with a professional eye..... nice placement of death in the family..... sublime injured partner/protective partner.... exquisite 8tracks playlist....

“must everything be homoerotic” no. but many things are, you will find

and if not, rest assured. I will find a way

i could recognize him by thighs alone

being a male professional athlete is an ontological sin the weight of which can only be balanced by having the sports rpf bloggers do some truly heinous shit to you in the google docs

anticipatory grief as a sports fan hits different. you know it will end. sometimes maybe even sooner than later. trades happen. injuries happen. sometimes the love isn't enough. maybe it will take many many years but something will always hurt. there is no love and success without pain. I'll try to enjoy it while it lasts. thats the least we can do.

rpf is a spectrum which ranges from "I am not even speculating I am simply observing the ontological truth" to "would that be hot or what?"

trying to write a fic but i get frustrated bc i dont write like a 50+ years of experience in writing nobel in literature winner writer

"and then they kiss... sloppy style" hmmm but it doesn’t sound as good as gabriel garcia marquez does it?

Smh men’s hockey wants to be women’s hockey so bad. USA v Canada final? 1-1 tie in regulation? USA game winner in OT? Have one original idea.

They couldn’t even do it without Ellen Hughes either