Bog Daddy

no way goku’s getting out of this one, he’d have to find some special way to start glowing and get 100x stronger

a warthog is a thog specialized for use in war

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

this lifetime is very bizarre and then youre not even supposed to also be bizarre. Ok

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be someones lame ass boyfriend

advertising lemonade is pointless. the human body already knows it needs it

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

too many of you are being far too cruel.

The thing about Miss Piggy is that she kind of has a Roger Rabbit comedy superpower where she wins nearly any conceivable fight she's in. But unlike other characters of which that's true, like say, Bugs Bunny, who tend to win because they make the opponent play the game with their rules, Miss Piggy wins because the joke is that she can beat the shit out of literally anybody.