Bog Daddy

The thing about Miss Piggy is that she kind of has a Roger Rabbit comedy superpower where she wins nearly any conceivable fight she's in. But unlike other characters of which that's true, like say, Bugs Bunny, who tend to win because they make the opponent play the game with their rules, Miss Piggy wins because the joke is that she can beat the shit out of literally anybody.

I like when construction workers spray paint their strange sigils on the pavement

It doesn’t matter if you’re gay, weird or stupid. You matter.

what happens if im all 3?

All three??

Really?

TONIGHT. WE’RE DRINKING FROM THE POND.

where did op go?

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street