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the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt

i think everyone in the whole world forgot that mystery doesn’t have to equal crime

sometimes it’s just like. what happent ?

sob emoji is up there with the period and the comma

i love making art

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this might be kind of a reach but is there a way for printers to connect to devices so that documents can be printed from them

some of you are perfectly fine people but you need to develop self esteem and distress tolerance so bad how are you ugly and having the worst day of your life every day

people sent me death threats for this one

reblog and put in the tags what your childhood password that you just stuck with is!

disabled ppl we need to start lying to nosy people okay? you tell me i'm too young to need a cane and i will tell you point blank that maybe you should tell that to the guy who ran me over. you don't get an explanation of my health issues you get lies and depending on how much of an asshole i want to be that lie will be anything from a humble car crash to a 1 billion lions attack. mind yr business.

"i could never live like that" well maybe you'll have to because this happened overnight. yeah you heard me i was the most able bodied man in the world but then one morning bam i woke up disabled. yeah you could have that too. there's no cure either you'll just wake up one morning and now you have to live like me

"what happened" well have you ever seen looney tunes? yeah an anvil landed on me and squished me flat.

today a coworker said ‘does anyone notice that when you use Copilot to draft an email it gets grammar wrong?’ And I said ‘you need AI to draft an email?’ And suddenly I’m in the wrong

Thats the context for this meme???

I feel like I've been robbed the whole time. This is magical.

I'm dying