Adulthood?... Why?

Add the phantom of the Opera !

Kataang gives off strong "Excuses me, he asked for pickles." energy

If I were a security guard for a person who’s being targeted by assassins I simply wouldn’t devote my entire attention span to every single noise I hear.

Why do I care if there’s a random noise in this out-of-the-way dark corner? My post is right here.

But… but I threw a rock there. Y-you gotta check

If I hear a noise I’m gonna throw a flash grenade in that direction.

MY EYES AND EARS

4 years of community assassin college for nothing

@ratingpostsbasedonhowmanydragons

this is adorable. lovely comic, and the inclusion of a rather large dragon gets a 10/10 from me.

@margoteve

This looks like if it took place in the same universe as Robin Hood and I think that’s neat.

so i didn’t realize kuzco is literally only 17 in the emperor’s new groove and the pacha-kuzco dynamic becomes like 8x funnier bc pacha has accidentally adopted a teenager

if i think of baby swordfish again i’m gonna be sent into a coughing fit

NICE FUCKING COSTUME DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

idk why ppl find vampires scary. just bite them first. throw them off their game

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